2018-06-23 at 11:46 AM UTC
LOREAL PARTNERS WITH MINWAX TO LAUNCH NEW LINE OF ANAL STAINING PRODUCTS
2018-06-23 at 3:07 PM UTC
Fall out of your butt too
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2018-06-23 at 3:10 PM UTC
they should do colored stains like purple or neon green and that, lol.
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2018-06-23 at 3:12 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Choices of colors are:
Indigo Purple
Hot Pink
Midnight Blue
Party Orange
Neon Red
White with black stripes
Gray with green polkadots
2018-06-23 at 3:13 PM UTC
lol neon red would look like a really sore asshole.
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2018-06-23 at 3:51 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
At least it's bound to be less painful than anus tattoos.