are you friends with your neighbors?

1. 2018-06-22 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by greenplastic she's been living here at least like 4 years and i see her in the hall maybe once every couple weeks but have only talked to her at all once because she's very quiet. the one time i did talk to her, i was at the laundromat down the street and she asked me if i had talked to the landlords at all because she had some problem with her apartment but she didn't want to ask them to fix it because she doesn't like talking to people.
   
   there's also this weird apartment configuration that i won't attempt to describe but basically the bathroom windows for her bathroom and my bathroom are really close. they're not opposing each other so you can't see anything, but you can hear if the other person is in the shower or something like that. i've heard something that was definitely a male voice loudly yawning or coughing pretty frequently in the bathroom. it's definitely not a female, but i've never seen a male go in or out or with her. i've never seen her with anyone at all actually. i've heard him during day and night, so it seems like he's there a lot and not just like a casual fuckbuddy or boyfriend or something. strange.

   
   Wait, so does she have a sex slave or is she secretly a man or what?
2. 2018-06-22 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #42
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Kokokol 1.. i gotta the self taught man
3. 2018-06-22 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Yeah, but we were 2 'cluster B's' living together for half a decade so we both had kicked each other to the curb like 25 times each before. It was fuckin horrible but it was also beautiful.

   
   I bet that makeup sex was on point. Obviously something kept y’all stuck for 5 years lol.
   
   What was the final straw?
4. 2018-06-22 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #44
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Kokokol 1.. i gotta the self taught man

   
   Wait what
5. 2018-06-22 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Now I’m confused.
6. 2018-06-22 at 3:36 AM UTC

   #46
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala I bet that makeup sex was on point. Obviously something kept y’all stuck for 5 years lol.
   
   What was the final straw?

   
   It totally was especially when we were fighting early on cause I was a closet meth addict. I think eating her ass and pussy for hours just solidified our bond.
   
   But it was basically a routine circular argument, just realized nothing was going to change and I hated how I felt.
7. 2018-06-22 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #47
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I “hi and bye” them. Sometimes, “have a nice day”. Other than that, fuck what they think of me, they’re just neighbors. *scoffs*
   
   Shot fire
   
   Boom.
   
   
   
   Ow.😑🖕🏽
8. 2018-06-22 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Wait, so does she have a sex slave or is she secretly a man or what?

   
   i'm not sure. maybe i should put cameras in the hallways to see if he ever leaves
9. 2018-06-22 at 9:43 AM UTC

   #49
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by ohfralala My neighbor used to mow my lawn.

   
   when did he stop?,, did the black guy have anything to do with it?
10. 2018-06-22 at 11:49 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol they moved
11. 2018-06-22 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #51
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh
12. 2018-06-22 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #52
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    One weird neighbor sings the same song everyday for hrs ob end. I don't understand it....maybe he's going on a talent show hmm??
13. 2018-06-22 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT ?,,

    
    why
14. 2018-06-22 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #54
    

    komokazi Houston
    Nope, my face only has one mode, mean mug.
15. 2018-06-22 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #55
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    All, except one i suppose. He rarely lets his woman out of the house- it's like she's in prison or something.
16. 2018-06-22 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #56
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I was liking the neighbors but suddenly their behavior is strange.
    
    Living in California, it is normal to say hi to a neighbor but people tend to keep to themselves. but when you see a group of neighbors tight and doing things in patterns, you figure they're neighborhood watch or something
    
    but in general, a lot of Californians just shut out and are just nice when they walk past someone. it's not hating neighbors but it's just such a crowded area. I have been to NYC. I know it's massive but the density in croweds is simular in San Francisco but only smaller in size. but instead of having 5 large bureos we have like a hundred small cities all about 100-120k in size on average all packed together. a property is usually built in row houses rather than having a big lot like in LA. LA is huge. about twice the population of the entire Bay Area yet land wise it's 4 times the size so people have more breathing room around them.
    
    The bay area was friendly for the most part growing up but now it's honestly become a "Move the fuck out of my way, Asshole" kind of place when driving around. people shut in here. it's friendly during drinking hours. people have the luxery to take work home in the tech industry but when the city of Oakland or San Francisco is busy because of an event.. there is always some kind of crazy shit where someone gets shot or fights break out. it's not the same here as when I grew up. Oakland was just a scarey city unlike today (with the exception of events going full retard) so most people didn't hang out in Oakland even though it always had a beautiful lake to do so. Because it always had a negative conotation that it was one of the most violent west coast cities. now it's the trendy "must buy into" city on the west coast right now. San Francisco is just always desired to own a home in. but unless you're a coporate big with with 7 figures a year or retired wealth.. most people can't buy a house in the city. unless you're willing to buy out in the avenues which is an hour drive into the city.
    
    there. that is the new Bay Area. I expect when a 1906 quake happens here.. Everyone will pack up and move to Atlanta Ga (The Silicon Valley of the South) or Austin Texas or NYC. there is a lot of betamales out here with few old school out of control types in the beta Male mindset. Don't give a fuck what Cops think. those kind of party all the time with a gangsta mentality.
    
    
    it exist.
    
    
    -Hunter S. Thompson Jr