who is your daddy and what does he do?

1. 2018-06-22 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock a 100k a year hobby as a minister? where can you sign me up?

   
   Your interview will be with God
   
   your qualifications.... just your soul.
2. 2018-06-22 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Ghost All hops are bastards
   
   AHAB
   
   

   
   
3. 2018-06-22 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Dead. He was an electrical engineer and a steam cleaner.
4. 2018-06-22 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My Dad refers to me as nigga.
5. 2018-06-22 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Only this one
   
   

   
   Weak. Victimises a man for trying.
   
   When learning to ride a bike or to roller skate falling is inevitable.
   
   Having a father to teach you should be taken for granted. It should not be something a lucky minority of children get to experience.
   
   I found my roller skates recently. I was struck with how small they were. I am size 13. They are size 6 or 7.
   
   I was raised by my Mom. My Dad left shortly after I was born. She told me while I was learning to skate that if he was any use he would be the one teaching me to skate. I agreed.
   
   Ultimately I would like nothing more than to hang my father, and to have the event immortalised for all eternity in my family history.
   
   I stand for family values. In that paradigm traitors and losers must be punished.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2018-06-22 at 3:17 AM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ohfralala My Dad refers to me as nigga.

   
   So uhhh. Rummikub. Wtf. How do we do this.
7. 2018-06-22 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ So uhhh. Rummikub. Wtf. How do we do this.

   
   COME OVER
8. 2018-06-22 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ohfralala COME OVER

   
   You didn't even respond to the LONE text I sent you. :(
9. 2018-06-22 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #29
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   these fucking zanick tier threads
   
   
10. 2018-06-22 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You know Benny it’s really ticking me off that you leave off the last three pissy faces.
11. 2018-06-22 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #31
    

    HTS highlight reel
    my daddy is scronny n he does me :o
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Ghost, 
    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-06-22 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You didn't even respond to the LONE text I sent you. :(

    
    You texted me? I never got it :(
13. 2018-06-22 at 10:16 AM UTC

    #33
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock a 100k a year hobby as a minister? where can you sign me up?

    
    My dad doesnt get paid for his church service. Not monetarily though. He donates his time and money to the fellowship
14. 2018-06-22 at 12:34 PM UTC

    #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I don't have one. 😢😢😢 will you be my daddy, op??
15. 2018-06-22 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #35
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Reads the Daily Mail and complains about immigrants.
16. 2018-06-22 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #36
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My dad doesnt get paid for his church service. Not monetarily though. He donates his time and money to the fellowship

    
    if its not money that hes after ...
    
    then theres only one thing
17. 2018-06-22 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Rivotril Houston
    My dad is a 60 years old antissocial and alcoholic surgeon.
18. 2018-06-22 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #38
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my dad is larry an retired from amd after 25 years. he just chills now. you?

    
    off topic:
    
    an is only used in place of a; when the following word in description is a vowel (except usually not Y)
    
    my dad is Larry (always capitalize pronounes), a retired amd employee
    
    unless you meant "and"
19. 2018-06-22 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    He’s dying.
20. 2018-06-23 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #40
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Kinks He’s dying.

    
    Im sorry about that doll