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are you friends with your neighbors?

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. I don't know any of them except the black dudes thst live next door and they'll give me free weed and airplane shots when we're both partying on our balconies.
  2. #22
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    friends ???

    beta beings dont have friends.

    like lions, betas live alone unless its mating season and then they get themselves a whore.

    the only lions that have friends are gay lions.
  3. #23
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    damn some of yall have it shitty im cool with like 5 of my neighbors we all watch out for each other and shit, hell two of them are even black
  4. #24
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Yes, the ones I know are great.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Last place I lived I was buddies with my downstairs neighbor Ray and his wife Lori. They just drank shit beer all and argued loudly so I knew they were my kinda people and after I got a good buzz going I'd go down there and Ray and I would berate his wife for reasons unknown.
  6. #26
    I wanna get drunk and argue with Fargo.
  7. #27
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Obbe The people across the alley are stupid refugees who get low-income housing and benefits because they all have like 6 kids per household and beat their wives. The people across the street smoke a ton of weed and are always having campfires, they are ok. One time someone died there and I watched them get taken away in a body bag. On one side of my house lives a retired guy who is ok, seems a little retarded, I have drank beer with him before. On the other side lives a really stupid fat girl who lives with her Indian boyfriend and they rent out rooms to random people. Everyone is pretty quiet but their yard is ruined because they always let their dog tear up the front yard.

    Waiting for this new community to start being built, going to get a new house built out there.

    Men with hammers can't build a community mannnnnnn!

    It's the people broooooooo

    Which raises an interesting point, what even is a hammer? I mean lets be honest, when you get down to it at the end of the day WHAT EVEN IS A HAMMER??
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  8. #28
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I dont talk to my neighbors because they don't like me.
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala I wanna get drunk and argue with Fargo.

    What are you doing tonight?
  10. #30
    No plans
  11. #31
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Yes, although my downstairs neighbour got evicted recently, he was a nice dude but apparently there was a "no lease rent" sort of situation running in that house. I also have another neighbour who i regularly talk to I'll b e smoking weed and he'll walk his dog and come to the courtyard, we'll have conversations.

    What is Pakistan like?

    Do you expect a breakout of War by Afghanistanis anytime soon? how much food and water do you have stored away for WWIII when it comes?
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    I hate humans
  13. #33
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Answer me Captain
  14. #34
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I dont talk to my neighbors because they don't like me.

    Maybe they don't like you because you don't talk to them.
  15. #35
    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    no. i wish they would just die of natural causes or get all killed when i'm fucked up. none of them are worth my time and their lives are worthless.
  16. #36
    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't go outside.
  17. #37
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Captain is planning something.

    Fun Fact: Pakistan is the first nation in which 2 college bozo's wrote the very first worm for home computers that raped the shit out of what was to become email (webmail..whatever the term was in the day ARPANET??)


    Anyways yeah. 2 Paki college kids in the middle of camel-fuk-nowhere, were sitting in some adobe office and felt "What better to do than be a bunch of trolls and fuck shit up"

    Ever since I read this years back, I always invisioned Pakistan as the land of Beavis and Buttheads. How are we not shocked they harbored Osama Bin Laden.. even though he had nothing to do with 9/11.. even the Feds stated this.

    It was Osama's aunt. what a wicked bitch
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  18. #38
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Tru story bruhs
  19. #39
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    My old neighbors used to hear me and my ex fighting all the time and I know it and it was embarassing. Every time I'd pass him he'd say "hey.. man" knowing that I had a shitty home life lol


    New neighbor I have seen exactly once and I've been in this place about 5 months. Nigga didn't even wave.
  20. #40
    Did you kick that bitch to the curb?
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