WAYS TO TROLL THE AMBERLAMPS

1. 2018-06-21 at 5 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   *calls nine wun wun*
   
   *hello this is the abalants how can i help you today?*
   
   *yes i'm feeling really sick can you come help me*
   
   *sir i need u to remain very calm and tell me where you are!!!!*
   
   *um yes im at -fshhh fwoooooosh noises-*
   
   *SIR , you are BREAKING up!*
   
   *oh -fwoosh noise- shes going to leve me????!*
   
   *no, sir that is not what im saying! im saying your phone is breaking up!!!*
   
   *oh -psssshhhhhh noise breathing all over the handset- my phone is self destructing????*
   
   *SIR, OMFG , NO!!! PLEASE TELL ME WHERE U ARE SO I CAN COME GIVE YOU CPR SIR!!*
2. 2018-06-21 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #2
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Lmao @ so I can come give you CPR
3. 2018-06-21 at 5:54 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   Ha.
   
   That reminds me of this.
   
   Miss Amber Lamps. She kept her cool.
   
   http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/amber-lamps
   
   
4. 2018-06-21 at 6:21 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   
   
   
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   • A College Professor
5. 2018-06-21 at 6:24 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   
   
   Haha.