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I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.

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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Well, I AMA'd from the other hospital, was at home for two days, then went to a much, much better hospital, which is one of the top 10 in the country. My hemoglobin was 1.9 when I got there. They did two surgeries when my hemoglobin got up to 6-7, which the other hospital wouldn't operate at. They put a wound VAC on me, had a drain, but that got removed before I left, and I got 21 staples on my knee. The MRSA infection spread to my knee joint, and the femur, and I had a huge abcess in the bone marrow they had to drill out.

    I got a PICC line and get 10mg of hydromorphone every 4 hours. Before I left the hospital I was getting 12mg every 3 hours. After surgery for a while I had a PCA pump at 0.5mg every 10mins, so 3mgs IVed an hour. Then they gave me 10mgs of ketamine an hour too when they weaned the PCA down, along with 8mgs of dilly pills.. which of course I was IVing... and of course the 10mgs of dillys here are going straight into my PICC... everyone here is a drug addict almost. Drug deals happen all the time, some of the nurses are in on it too. It's fucking crazy here. fuckers OD fairly regularly, or just get straight up fucked up. The nurses have to keep naloxone on hand around here for these dumbasses. The place is a real shithole, but some of the nurses are cool and turn a blind eye to us smoking in the bathroom at night when the yard is closed, or even us using drugs. I was using my vape which I had some hash oil in, and one of the GNA's walked in and he's an old guy, all he said was "where there's smoke, there's fire..." after I let out a huge plume of vapor and he walked out, shutting the door quick as fuck behind him. Never said a word to anyone. He's a cool dude. Some of the nurses are cunts though... but most are super nice to me since I'm just... IDK... I have a way with people... I kill with kindness, and it softens them up. I can't blame them really though, because they do deal with a lot of crazy assholes too in this place. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a psychward with all the mentally ill fucks here, but overall, there's a good number of cool people here. I just got one guy who was going out on a LOA for a few hours to get me some heroin. I got some oxycodone from some other resident the other day too. drugs are plentiful here. I got offered some blow the first day I was here even lol, man it's fucking crazy here, and the place is run down as fuck, but the good people definitely make all the difference in the world.
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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Ok
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    Where is your husband?
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    Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    I used to work in a nursing home as an activity coordinator . I seen some pretty off-the-wall shit in my years of working there.
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    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty I used to work in a nursing home as an activity coordinator . I seen some pretty off-the-wall shit in my years of working there.

    I see a lot of on-the-wall shit.
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty I used to work in a nursing home as an activity coordinator . I seen some pretty off-the-wall shit in my years of working there.

    I have done some work at a few nursing homes as a contractor, they always smelled like death to me.
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    xy0 Houston [scull my yellowish-beige sinhalese]
    I feel like that enviroment would make me want to write a book.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano I see a lot of on-the-wall shit.

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    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Sounds like a fun place
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    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    when the new analog act passes and you cant get T-PAIN anymore wat do?
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    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I doubt T-PAIN is an analogue to any illegal drug

    But then I won't be able to get ketamine/PCP analogues anymore and will probably just start ordering straight ketamine from dnm
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    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    anything that causes a narcotic effect is going to be scheduled. analog or not. like asstrailia
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    Enterita African Astronaut
    So... how are all these drugs gonna affect the baby, lol? That baby's pretty much dead or at least retarded now, right?
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    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    definitely retarded
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty I used to work in a nursing home as an activity coordinator . I seen some pretty off-the-wall shit in my years of working there.

    Dude, I was given drugs dug out of the trash can from someone who either refused or missed a dose, or even copped from another patient, BY THE NURSE, yes, by the goddamned fucking nurse, and he lied and tried to say it was my pain meds, which it was fucking not... it was fucking 5mg ambiens. i later realized the guy wsn't trying to be a cunt, and his intention was good, but still... Had them have to dig gabapentin out of the trash to get my dose when they couldn't find my shit too. I laid here in WDs all night and most of the morning until the pharmacy finally got the shit here. I ended up buying some pills to tied me over (remember, I hadn't even been here a whole 24 hours yet either). Took me a day to get back on my antibiotics, and twice already two nurses forgot to give me my antibiotic IV shit. I haven't even been here a week.

    Today I bought some heroin, which, I broke off some for the guy who got it for me, and then I did the rest after doing a a test shot. I got pretty fucked off it, not meaning to get that fucky, but I'm not good at eyeballing shots.
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    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, I was given drugs dug out of the trash can from someone who either refused or missed a dose, or even copped from another patient, BY THE NURSE, yes, by the goddamned fucking nurse, and he lied and tried to say it was my pain meds, which it was fucking not… it was fucking 5mg ambiens. i later realized the guy wsn't trying to be a cunt, and his intention was good, but still… Had them have to dig gabapentin out of the trash to get my dose when they couldn't find my shit too. I laid here in WDs all night and most of the morning until the pharmacy finally got the shit here. I ended up buying some pills to tied me over (remember, I hadn't even been here a whole 24 hours yet either). Took me a day to get back on my antibiotics, and twice already two nurses forgot to give me my antibiotic IV shit. I haven't even been here a week.

    Today I bought some heroin, which, I broke off some for the guy who got it for me, and then I did the rest after doing a a test shot. I got pretty fucked off it, not meaning to get that fucky, but I'm not good at eyeballing shots.

    Your baby's dead, isn't it?
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    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, I was given drugs dug out of the trash can from someone who either refused or missed a dose, or even copped from another patient, BY THE NURSE, yes, by the goddamned fucking nurse, and he lied and tried to say it was my pain meds, which it was fucking not… it was fucking 5mg ambiens. i later realized the guy wsn't trying to be a cunt, and his intention was good, but still… Had them have to dig gabapentin out of the trash to get my dose when they couldn't find my shit too. I laid here in WDs all night and most of the morning until the pharmacy finally got the shit here. I ended up buying some pills to tied me over (remember, I hadn't even been here a whole 24 hours yet either). Took me a day to get back on my antibiotics, and twice already two nurses forgot to give me my antibiotic IV shit. I haven't even been here a week.

    Today I bought some heroin, which, I broke off some for the guy who got it for me, and then I did the rest after doing a a test shot. I got pretty fucked off it, not meaning to get that fucky, but I'm not good at eyeballing shots.

    you eat gabapentin out of trash cans
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by -mal- Where is your husband?

    Back in florida.

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla when the new analog act passes and you cant get T-PAIN anymore wat do?

    I haven't taken T-PAIN in over a month now. Just opioids/opiates the doctors have prescribed me.

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho I have done some work at a few nursing homes as a contractor, they always smelled like death to me.

    Yeah, some floors/rooms definitely do. there's just this penetrating illness feel here, that permeates everything. It's rather depressing here, overall, just there's a lot of drugs going around, so for the fact I'm in pain, that's a good thing.

    Originally posted by Enterita So… how are all these drugs gonna affect the baby, lol? That baby's pretty much dead or at least retarded now, right?

    You got trolled hard.

    Do you realize in hospitals they use opioids (usually hydromorphone actually) for mother's in child birth? T-PAIN had no ill affect on my son either.
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    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Do you realize in hospitals they use opioids (usually hydromorphone actually) for mother's in child birth? T-PAIN had no ill affect on my son either.

    thats when the baby is leaving your body and cutting the umbilical cord you fucking retard not while its developing and absorbing the opiates in your blood and being born a heroin addict
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    Enterita African Astronaut
    hydromorphone is a terrible human being; one of the worst I've come across.
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