2018-06-21 at 2:45 AM UTC
Didn’t realize I was gonna have to dismember myself.
2018-06-21 at 2:46 AM UTC
I realize it's not very lady like but, well, you know..
2018-06-21 at 2:49 AM UTC
Aren’t you just so clever
2018-06-21 at 3:09 AM UTC
I don't think that's considered dismemberment
2018-06-21 at 4:13 AM UTC
~What if everyone around~
~Decided to go skipping all across the town?~
~And what if they collided in the city streets~
~And everyone held hands and looked up into the sky, now?~
~If everyone would look around from where they stand~
~And open up and learn to give and take a chance~
~Then that will be the hope to chase away my cries~
~So don't worry and move forward with your head held high~
2018-06-21 at 6:10 AM UTC
Yes I accept cash, Visa, and MasterCard.
Originally posted by stare rape
I don't think that's considered dismemberment
Ok fine. I didn’t realize I was gonna have to give myself a hysterectomy.
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2018-06-21 at 6:15 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
what about paypal/international shipping
2018-06-21 at 6:28 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I had to look that up, assumed it was an acronym I didn't know telling me to kill myself or something
2018-06-21 at 6:30 AM UTC
Lol...you’re one of the few people I’d never tell to off themselves just FYI
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2018-06-21 at 6:36 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
yeah you're right, I don't need the encouragement
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2018-06-21 at 7:27 AM UTC
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Womem are mostly skank ho's.. The online ones are usually fat, tranny, skank ho's, tryin to find a biscuit.. Some of em find purple hair dye in Waffle House dumpsters, and think it gives em they right to contract herpes from an OTR trucker, and curse out the internet..
Some of em turn into little bitches like Archer, and that lil Hitler wanna be, Jiggaboo..
In the long run, it's all a bunch of damn gator bait, as long as you aren't planning to eat your catch...
2018-06-21 at 9:59 AM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
Mikey, I hope you feel better now with that off your chest. 😂😝🙋🏼
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2018-06-21 at 11:50 AM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
You’re fine. I’m just messing with you. 😊