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So you got a worn out pussy, eh? Try this cure

  1. 2018-06-21 at 12:58 AM UTC
    #1
    RottenRobert African Astronaut



    In one of the most recent episodes, Jada and Adrienne went to the Vitality Institute of Agoura to speak to a doctor about vaginal rejuvenation, a treatment that Jada herself has had.

    Jada Pinkett Smith Has Talked About Vaginal Rejuvenation "My yoni is like a 16-year-old, I'm not kidding."

    But how is it supposed to work? Basically you get this little kinda penis-shaped machine and literally just put it in and out.

    To put it a little more formally, the doctor said:
    What it does is it introduces heat, which stimulates cellular turnover, which makes you feel younger again. And it gets tighter, and nicer, and functions like it did when we were back in our twenties.

    Oh, and then there's another bit that "you work on the outside of the vagina and around the urethra" which – it is claimed – apparently makes everything tighter and "more supple, so it's easier to have sex".
  2. 2018-06-21 at 1:24 AM UTC
    #2
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    It's bullshit.
  3. 2018-06-21 at 1:33 AM UTC
    #3
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by RottenRobert What it does is it introduces heat, which stimulates cellular turnover, which makes you feel younger again.

    That sounds like some real "I Fucking Love Science" tier science.



    OTOH kegels are legit.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2018-06-21 at 1:39 AM UTC
    #4
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]


    Almost 31 pounds.

    That is one strong pussy.
  5. 2018-06-21 at 1:40 AM UTC
    #5
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover

    Almost 31 pounds.

    That is one strong pussy.

    It'd rip your cock off.
  6. 2018-06-21 at 2:48 AM UTC
    #6
    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    loose pussy

    A vagina that is used and abused and provides next to no pleasure for the average man.
    damn, that was some loose pussy dude. I got a fucking fist in that shit.
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