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  1. #81
    komokazi Houston
    Omg it's like a fucking retard Zoklet.
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  2. #82
    Originally posted by NARCassist you see guys how you let your ego get in the way and then go shoot yourselves in the foot. "eww i'm not sucking a clit like its a cock, that gay, eww", lol.

    1, you're not sucking a cock.
    2, you're actually sucking a pussy which is as hetero as it gets.
    3, you're then sucking that clit so well she goes tells all her friends about how well you did, they then start taking an interest in you too. then you get to suck lots of clits like they were cocks, ha.

    you're welcome.



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    May Allah forgive me for uttering this phrase, but this is a social construct. In Russia eating pussy is considered gay, and if you admit to ever doing it while serving time in prison, they will force you to be a prison bitch just for that.

    That said, what is even the purpose of doing it? What is it with westerners eating asshole and pussy like no tomorrow? Are their dicks incapable of making a woman cum? Or is it some weird fetish?
  3. #83
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian May Allah forgive me for uttering this phrase, but this is a social construct. In Russia eating pussy is considered gay, and if you admit to ever doing it while serving time in prison, they will force you to be a prison bitch just for that.

    Sounds like a country full of a bunch of fags to me.. no wonder thats why all your posts are about homosexuals.

    Why are Russians obsessed with gay people? Why is the only time I see Russia on the news is when its also about gay people?

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/14/europe/gay-rights-activist-arrested-russia-intl/index.html

    Whenever I read about russians all I think is this

  4. #84
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine thinking sucking a big cock as being a very "lesbian" thing to do.
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  5. #85
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian May Allah forgive me for uttering this phrase, but this is a social construct. In Russia eating pussy is considered gay, and if you admit to ever doing it while serving time in prison, they will force you to be a prison bitch just for that.

    That said, what is even the purpose of doing it? What is it with westerners eating asshole and pussy like no tomorrow? Are their dicks incapable of making a woman cum? Or is it some weird fetish?

    Welp. God Bless America.
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  6. #86
    Ghost Black Hole
    LOL Russians are fucked

    'In my country it is gay to eat the pussy'

    'but it is considered very manly and not gay at all to have sex with other men because it's like wresting and whoever cums first is stronger!'
  7. #87
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by joerell Who needs drugs when you can ride a fast Hayabusa while listening to rock music on a sunny day and eat some great food on the way meeting new people. I finally got my female buddy to ride on the back and she loves it. Eating a possibly infected vagina simply doesn't compare in my humble opinion and yet if this is your thing go for it. Not to say this wouldn't be fine in a committed relationship with someone you trust and yet from what I've seen very few women these days can be in any way. OP is on anti depressants and if it helps him get through life it's probably better than jerking off.

  8. #88
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    in america 30 years ago it was considered weird, our society degenerates exponentially
  9. #89
    Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    A little biting is also very good😈
  10. #90
    Originally posted by Ghost LOL Russians are fucked

    'In my country it is gay to eat the pussy'

    'but it is considered very manly and not gay at all to have sex with other men because it's like wresting and whoever cums first is stronger!'

    Typical western bullshit. How does it feel to be a little bitch?
  11. #91
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian May Allah forgive me for uttering this phrase, but this is a social construct. In Russia eating pussy is considered gay, and if you admit to ever doing it while serving time in prison, they will force you to be a prison bitch just for that.

    sorry wut, are you a woman? are you talking about women's prisons in russia, or do russians have some nationwide misinterpretation of the dynamics of homosexuality? gay is sexual relations between people of the same sex. i.e a man and a man or a woman and a woman. if a man is eating a pussy which is the female sexual organ then that is definitely not gay.


    Originally posted by Misguided Russian That said, what is even the purpose of doing it? What is it with westerners eating asshole and pussy like no tomorrow? Are their dicks incapable of making a woman cum? Or is it some weird fetish?

    wow, sex in russia sounds really boring. no wonder russian women are all posting themselves on websites to find english husbands. russian husbands obviously not cutting it at all, epic fail.



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  12. #92
    Originally posted by NARCassist sorry wut, are you a woman? are you talking about women's prisons in russia, or do russians have some nationwide misinterpretation of the dynamics of homosexuality? gay is sexual relations between people of the same sex. i.e a man and a man or a woman and a woman. if a man is eating a pussy which is the female sexual organ then that is definitely not gay.




    wow, sex in russia sounds really boring. no wonder russian women are all posting themselves on websites to find english husbands. russian husbands obviously not cutting it at all, epic fail.



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    i dare you to order one.
  13. #93
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist you see guys how you let your ego get in the way and then go shoot yourselves in the foot. "eww i'm not sucking a clit like its a cock, that gay, eww", lol.

    1, you're not sucking a cock.
    2, you're actually sucking a pussy which is as hetero as it gets.
    3, you're then sucking that clit so well she goes tells all her friends about how well you did, they then start taking an interest in you too. then you get to suck lots of clits like they were cocks, ha.

    you're welcome.

    are you sure your prostitute-cum-girlfriend patricia was not once a patrick ???

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  14. #94
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/14/europe/gay-rights-activist-arrested-russia-intl/index.html

    Whenever I read about russians all I think is this


    I posted a thread about that a while back, the 'Chechenya has gay death camps' story is an absolute fabrication and he deserved to be arrested for taking it at face value

    Pussy Riot are fucking spastics
  15. #95
    Originally posted by aldra Pussy Riot are fucking spastics

    Have to admire them for putting a bag over their head though without even being asked to.
  16. #96
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I prefer thunderpussy

    They know how to shut up

  17. #97
    Originally posted by Archer513 I prefer thunderpussy

    They know how to shut up


    From left to right.

    1 maybe, but It would be a one nighter and only if she shaved.
    2. She looks like she'd want to be slapped around so yes. (edit: wait, "she" has massive hands...ummm)
    3. fuck no.
    4. yep, freak...you know you'd get a blumpkin off that
  18. #98
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson From left to right.

    1 maybe, but It would be a one nighter and only if she shaved.
    2. She looks like she'd want to be slapped around so yes. (edit: wait, "she" has massive hands…ummm)
    3. fuck no.
    4. yep, freak…you know you'd get a blumpkin off that

    I agree with all of that 👍🏻
  19. #99
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by Ghost LOL Russians are fucked

    'but it is considered very manly and not gay at all to have sex with other men because it's like wresting and whoever cums first is stronger!'

    I think Archer and Jiggy should test this theory out for us... Do I have a, "second"?
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Applebottm I think Archer and Jiggy should test this theory out for us… Do I have a, "second"?

    With you,of course.

    Tag team or dp?
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