2018-06-19 at 2:33 AM UTC
Buy female robots and get them papers to go to work, have them work mcdonalds by day ( got 2 have that legit income) and sell that ass by night. Have someone teach them to give blumpkins to daddy, and clean each other out after customers ( 120 dollar minimum, 120/half-hr ).
Then you pick the most promising one to apprentice you. You get a passenger van , and have drivers ed style second steering wheel and pedals installed. And u teach it to drive, then eventually it's managing the others and taking them to their jobs and bootycalls.
And if you HAVEN'T seen Ex Machine yet, I will go ahead and tell u the most important part - NEVER!!!!! Fall in love with one of the robots!
2018-06-19 at 2:09 PM UTC
tje2607
Houston
[issue my leonine harrier]
Hmmmm sounds like a good idea. How much do they cost?
2018-06-19 at 4:27 PM UTC
Don't you watch movies? They always wind up rebelling against and killing their masters, like a pack of wild negroes.
2018-06-19 at 4:33 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
the only ones who are going to rent rather than buy sex dolls are the ones that will do super weird shit and return them in an unusable condition (if at all)
2018-06-19 at 4:36 PM UTC
dayyym thats secksee as hell
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2018-06-19 at 4:41 PM UTC
aldra
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2018-06-20 at 1:19 PM UTC
I would fall in love with my sex bots and they'd kill me in my sleep
2018-06-20 at 5:37 PM UTC
Not much different from a real woman then.
