2018-06-17 at 5:03 PM UTC
the guy across the hall from me despises me i'm pretty sure, he always gives me dirty looks. i'm sure he smells my weed all the time and knows it's me since a lot of the time i'm in here listening to electronic music or rap and he passed me once in the hall when i was spun out and looked like shit. there's also a communist couple who listen to communist broadcasts loudly sometimes during the day and it seems like they're inviting someone to argue with them. they basically just look at me like i'm a stupid teenager or something lol. there's also some black dude that always goes out to smoke newports at night who has always been chill but we've never spoken apart from the occasional "whats up." there's also another strange circumstance with another woman on my floor which now has me a little suspicious.
she's been living here at least like 4 years and i see her in the hall maybe once every couple weeks but have only talked to her at all once because she's very quiet. the one time i did talk to her, i was at the laundromat down the street and she asked me if i had talked to the landlords at all because she had some problem with her apartment but she didn't want to ask them to fix it because she doesn't like talking to people.
there's also this weird apartment configuration that i won't attempt to describe but basically the bathroom windows for her bathroom and my bathroom are really close. they're not opposing each other so you can't see anything, but you can hear if the other person is in the shower or something like that. i've heard something that was definitely a male voice loudly yawning or coughing pretty frequently in the bathroom. it's definitely not a female, but i've never seen a male go in or out or with her. i've never seen her with anyone at all actually. i've heard him during day and night, so it seems like he's there a lot and not just like a casual fuckbuddy or boyfriend or something. strange.
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2018-06-17 at 5:17 PM UTC
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motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
My building houses both the landlady and the maintenance man, both of which I am cool with. Across the hallway from me is a lady I don't really know, but I often wonder what she hears from my apartment when I am hardcore drunk, blasting music, and shouting at people on TC. We sometimes meet in the hallway on our way to work and it's always cordial. "Good morning! How are you?" and "Have a nice day". But in the back of my mind, I know that bitch be creepin'.
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2018-06-17 at 5:27 PM UTC
My next door neighbor calls code enforcement, animal control services AND the cops anytime my dogs bark. Now I have to keep them indoors even in the daytime, even in pleasant weather just to keep her fat a$$ satisfied.
No, I have no intentions of befriending her lousy controlling butt.
I planted high shrubbery to keep her nosy rump on her side.
As for the older man on the other side, oh dear lord. 7 years ago I had to cease laying out trying to get a suntan. I'd look up and find him watering his garden every time I went out to tan. Every time? At the same time? So, I just finally stopped, tired of waiting till I saw his pick up was gone, jeez...
2018-06-17 at 5:41 PM UTC
I had an old lady for a neighbor who would bring baked goods. Still not sure if she was trying to kill me.
2018-06-17 at 10:15 PM UTC
I dont have any IRL friends :(
2018-06-17 at 10:21 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
i have a few cool nieghors who im friendly with. one of my best friend up until recently
2018-06-17 at 10:33 PM UTC
My neighbor used to mow my lawn.
2018-06-17 at 10:39 PM UTC
I love 2 of my neighbors, they’re my redneck hillbilly neighbors. I’ve lived here 13 years and they’ve been there for me, as I have for them. They’re all fun to party with too🍷
2018-06-17 at 10:41 PM UTC
i try to b discrete always so i never have 2 meet them im like amouse except that i make a lot of trash and listen to loud music
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2018-06-17 at 11:12 PM UTC
I don't have friends and don't want jedi friends.
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2018-06-17 at 11:32 PM UTC
I don't know my neighbors. Been here for two years. I've never seen 2 out of 3 of them, I don't look around much. Anytime they see me, I either have a helmet on or I'm in my car within five seconds.
Fuck other humans
2018-06-17 at 11:40 PM UTC
some neighbors are just kind and simple folk
they bought the house when it was nearly new and fairly inexpensive some 25-30 years ago
neighbor two moves in recently and bought the house, and payed 3 times for it's morgage everymonth as neighbor simple folks did
neighbor three moves in and either inherited the house or rents it and he's a con artist for a living, while his neighbor number three b, makes about the same as simple folks and is about the same persona with a average american middle payed, lower management income
neighbor four is on Section 8 rent aide. and isn't supposed to have any children or people Not on the section 8 renters form living there.. but they do. and they grow marijuana in the attic and leave their old rusted out shit box of a car leaking oil on the street
neighbor five has 5 families consisting of about 30 refugees from another country, living in a home that has set a limit of 2 families by city ordinance, but because of legal "racist lawsuits" for enforcing it in the past, the city only has the law on the books
the days of families owning about the same amount of lot size and making the exact same for a bushel of hay or a bucket of potatoes is over. there is too much of a variation in neighborhoods and so people would rather not get to know their neighbors except for maybe neighbor 3B and Simple Folk (neighbor 1)
2018-06-18 at 5:13 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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I try not to.
On one side, I have a 70 yr old woman and her large 42 yr old daughter. And on the other I have a 70+ yr old gossipy woman.
2018-06-18 at 5:26 PM UTC
No, they are all niggers. Edit except one and she's a huge white whale so most likely having sexual relations with niggers.
2018-06-18 at 6:13 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
The people across the alley are stupid refugees who get low-income housing and benefits because they all have like 6 kids per household and beat their wives. The people across the street smoke a ton of weed and are always having campfires, they are ok. One time someone died there and I watched them get taken away in a body bag. On one side of my house lives a retired guy who is ok, seems a little retarded, I have drank beer with him before. On the other side lives a really stupid fat girl who lives with her Indian boyfriend and they rent out rooms to random people. Everyone is pretty quiet but their yard is ruined because they always let their dog tear up the front yard.
Waiting for this new community to start being built, going to get a new house built out there.
2018-06-18 at 6:16 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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Do you get whiffs of curry?
2018-06-18 at 6:22 PM UTC
Yes, although my downstairs neighbour got evicted recently, he was a nice dude but apparently there was a "no lease rent" sort of situation running in that house. I also have another neighbour who i regularly talk to I'll b e smoking weed and he'll walk his dog and come to the courtyard, we'll have conversations.
