ALL I WANT TO DO IS SLICK MY FUCKING HAIR BACK. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

1. 2018-06-18 at 7:02 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
   
   
   THIS IS ALL I WANT. JUST SOMETHING RESEMBLING THAT, SO IT'S NOT JUST A MOP TOP.
   
   I HAVE PERFECT FUCKING HAIR, BUT NO, NOTHING WORKS. NO POM, NO CLAY, NO GEL, FUCKING NOTHING. IT ALWAYS STICKS BACK UP, AND IF IT DOES WORK, IT STICKS UP OR BECOMES A FUCKING WEIRD TEXTURE WITHIN AN HOUR.
   
   IT SOMEWHAT REEMBLES THAT IF I ADD CLAY WHILE IT'S WET, THEN DRY WITH A HAIRDRYER ON HOT, DRY WITH A HAIRDRYER ON COLD, ADD MORE CLAY, AND THEN ADD HAIRSPRAY, ALL WHILE STYLING IT WITH A COMB AND MY FINGERS BUT WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT SHIT TAKES LIKE 15 MINUTES. I HAVE TO DO THAT EVERY FUCKING MORNING?!!! BULL FUCKING SHIT.
   
   WHY ISN'T THERE A PRODUCT WHERE I CAN JUST PUT IT IN MY HANDS AND SLICK THAT SHIT BACK?!!! THERE FUCKING IS, THERE HAS TO BE.
   
   I FUCKING HATE THE SHIT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH JUST TO APPEAL TO WOMEN SO I CAN BREAK THEIR HEARTS.
2. 2018-06-18 at 7:16 AM UTC

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3. 2018-06-18 at 7:42 AM UTC

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   ))<>(( Yung Blood
   Did you try hair tonic? Vitalis? If you have fucky jedifro hair like mine I'm not sure. I just cut mine off again lol
4. 2018-06-18 at 7:45 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
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5. 2018-06-20 at 4:34 AM UTC

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   Symbiote Yung Blood
   you need to soften your hair first
   
   check out some african hair care products
   
   nigger
   
   EDIT: added the word "nigger"