Official "People With A Net Worth Greater Than A Year's Salary" Thread

1. 2016-04-01 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If one of you degenerates is even mildly financially stable, notify my butler and I'll tell him to send you and ironed PM of congratulations.
   
   
2. 2016-04-01 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #2
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Raises hand, nigga. But you don't see me buying hot wheels.
3. 2016-04-01 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
4. 2016-04-01 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   
   
   
5. 2016-04-01 at 10:07 AM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   whats ur butlers name?
6. 2016-04-01 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Net worth is for people who have stopped hustling and I haven't reached that point yet. Empty pockets here.
7. 2016-04-01 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   whats ur butlers name?

   
   
   Charles Watson.
   
   He insists upon being called by his surname but every time I do, he says "Nothing, dad" so I just call him Charles.
8. 2016-04-02 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Charles Watson.
   
   He insists upon being called by his surname but every time I do, he says "Nothing, dad" so I just call him Charles.

   Do you have a ghostwriter for those bangers? Haha.
9. 2016-04-02 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Do you have a ghostwriter for those bangers? Haha.

   
   
   I can certainly afford one.
10. 2016-04-02 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My fiance is a millionaire but just barely. Love him soo much. ♥
11. 2016-04-02 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #11
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Captain Failco is a poser who totally skipped over me. Though we can all be keyboard warrior rich guys in space.
    
    Post your financial statements, nigga.
12. 2016-04-02 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm 90% sure I make more than OP and I'm not even a rich bitch
13. 2016-04-02 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I'm 90% sure I make more than OP and I'm not even a rich bitch

    
    
    I'd love to see how you came up with this number. I won't though, because it is 82% based on wishful thinking, a number I also made up. It's good to dream though.
    
    
14. 2016-04-02 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Captain Failco is a poser who totally skipped over me. Though we can all be keyboard warrior rich guys in space.
    
    Post your financial statements, nigga.

    
    Lol who the fuck are you. Also, I have many times in the past. Nothing short of revealing all my personal information will convince these jelly nelsons.