If I approached you and you your girl and started hitting on her...

1. 2018-06-16 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   What would u say or do to me?
2. 2018-06-16 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #2
   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   She'd cut off the one testicle you have left.
3. 2018-06-16 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I'd say nothing and let her seduce you and get you into bed and then when your both naked she says "okay, now lay on your back and close your eyes"
   
   Then you hear a clicking sound and realize you have just been cuffed to my bed.
   
   Then I emerge and we spend the next week torturing your asshole until you bleed to death from your anus wounds.
4. 2018-06-16 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #4
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
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5. 2018-06-16 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #5
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Depends
   
   Would you be using a baseball bat or a 2x4?
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