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Kinks wont show me pics or tell me about herself...lf

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    So why don't all of you do it for her? 😀
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    To give you some background, she is really into Krav Maga and crossfit ( loves throwing around truck tires LOL ). She lives with her 7 dogs and most likely has dog hair and dander all over the home - they all sleep in a big dogpile except for the horny chihuahua which gets put in a spare room at night.

    Heres a pic of her after training at the Krav Maga club;


    She drives a Mustang GT350 with a vanity license plate which is classified. She is a volunteer firefighter which permits her to put emergency lights on the car and haul ass. She is a Freemason, a Kiwani, a Delta Upsilon, a Shriner, and a member of the Lions club.

    She works at a Mercedes dealership and is one of their top salespersons.
  3. #3
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    kinkou is illegal in 32 states



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  4. #4
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ..and some say she's scared of bells.



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  5. #5
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh yeah and she counts in hexidecimal.



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  6. #6
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this is the pic i took of her in our hotel room in minneapolis last year.





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  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Lolol....thanks gentlemen!
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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    That first pic is hideous.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Yeah but she just worked out hard throwing around concrete blocks and carate chopping ppl
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover That first pic is hideous.

    college professor is an idiot who thinks he can fool us all with fake photoshopped pictures. but we're all a lot smarter than that round here, aren't we guys?



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  11. #11
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Both are hideous

    and

    Equally photoshopped

    😂 dur
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Lolol...shots fired!
    However, I'm under the impression that is really Kink's face...do u not agree?
  13. #13
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah it is her, we were doing secret undercover work for the scientologists infiltrating record company bosses in minneapolis last year. we had to pose as a couple and as me and kinks are highly professional and like to put in 100% to the roles we take on, we got in there and you know, gave it 100% in the hotel room as well, ya get me ;)

    i took the pictures because we knew the record companies would likely be suspicious of us. so i 'left' my phone laying around one time while i went to the bathroom during a meeting with the CFO of polydor, knowing full well he would have a sneak look through it. so obviously he was able to see that i had several very personal pix on my phone of my 'wife'.

    i mean we had to play it out 100% coz as like i said to kinks they would definitely be bugging our hotel room, even tho she couldn't find any bugs anywhere, not even with the scanner. but like i said they are so small and even have bugs now that can't be picked up on the scanners either. so we had to be like a real couple even while alone in our hotel room.

    and i must say she played the role of 'filthy deplorable slutty wife' perfectly. thanks kinks xx



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    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Originally posted by WellHung Lolol…shots fired!
    However, I'm under the impression that is really Kink's face…do u not agree?

    It’s her face, but it’s a “sancho”. The head doesn’t even go with the body. It’s not even a good “face in the hole”. Come on, Matt. Get with it, buddy. 😂

    Plus, it was posted before and she said it wasn’t her.
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Well, someone pays close attention around here don't they?😉
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    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Call it observant. ;-)
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'll post her facebook for $10 in bitcoin

    1MPoEfYURZUqTgZfacsAWyvKsm4CGzpXwy
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Someone post some pics of that fatty Kinks
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    You sound a lil annoyed that I won’t talk to you

    Gonna throw a little datehole fit now?
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Lolol...throw a fit? Over u? 😅😛
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