Mandatory IQ testing for all members

1. 2018-06-15 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #81
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by benny vader people with high iq can make senses out of anything.
   
   which are what iq tests are about anyway. they test your abilities to make senses.

   
   Just because you see a pink elephant in a cloud doesn't mean there's really one there.
2. 2018-06-15 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   The real test is how many people reply seriously to IQ threads.
   
   If you are one of those people you failed, HARD!.
3. 2018-06-15 at 9:54 PM UTC

   #83
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost Did the test in 30 seconds and scored over 100. Proof I'm a genius.
   
   If I can get an average score without even looking at the answers imagine if I actually gave a fuck.
   
   I put my actual IQ somewhere around 300. If it took 1% of my brain power to score 100 then using 25% I should be able to score higher than anyone.
   
   

   
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost It took me less than 30 seconds to score 101. According to my math if I were to use the entire 30 minutes that would mean I would max out the test beyond its ceiling.
   
   300 is a rough estimate, I could min/max any IQ test it's all just memorizing patterns anyways.
   
   If I can play rhythem games blindfolded Im sure I can remember a few dozen multiple choice questions lol
   
   I used to be able to do this song on Flash Flash Revolution blindfolded when I was 14.
   
   I bet when you were that age you were still jacking off to Sears catalogs and downloading child porn off Google images
   
   

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost The real test is how many people reply seriously to IQ threads.
   
   If you are one of those people you failed, HARD!.

   
   Looks like you failed HARD LMFAO
   
   
4. 2018-06-15 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Why, because I got an average score in under 30 seconds?.
   
   Jealous
5. 2018-06-15 at 10:42 PM UTC

   #85
   apt Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • EllariaSand
6. 2018-06-16 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #86
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Looks like you failed HARD LMFAO
   
   
   

   
   do you want to get raped and abused
7. 2018-06-16 at 12:32 AM UTC

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   EllariaSand African Astronaut
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8. 2018-06-16 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #88
   apt Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
9. 2018-06-16 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #89
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
   my iq is higher than yours and its really a shame that you dont start stabbing yourself in the eye with a shard of glass so you can come. bitch you get all narcissistic and mighty that you scored 145 on a fake test. i design real ones, i get a score like that on a bad day. with all the dogshit you love to eat you sure do think you wont get your intestines stuffed into your mouth like all the other worthless whores with no personality
10. 2018-06-16 at 12:39 AM UTC

    #90
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by apt sploo is a legit genius psychopath with an IQ of 160

    
    yeah well who are you
11. 2018-06-16 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #91
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    That was my first time taking an IQ test. Even though sploo may have a higher score, at least I scored higher than like 96% of people who took it and don't live in my parents basement chugging cough syrup to get "high".
12. 2018-06-16 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #92
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Just because you see a pink elephant in a cloud doesn't mean there's really one there.

    
    But to be fair, it also doesn't mean that there isn't one there.
13. 2018-06-16 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost if your so smart 1v1 me in smash bros right now.

    
    I bet neither of you can use ness properly
14. 2018-06-16 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #94
    

    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    keep reading the title wrong...
    
    mandatory drug test...
    
    its like wtf? i'm out
15. 2018-06-16 at 6 AM UTC

    #95
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    144
    
    I didn't know one of the words in the verbal section
    
    not sure how accurate it could possibly be though since it was untimed
16. 2018-06-16 at 6:08 AM UTC

    #96
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by apt We all know you tried your hardest and 101 is the best you could do

    
    Actually I just tapped the answers randomly and took the test like 5 times until I got over 100.
    
    As I was saying.
    
    If 0.1% of my brain power (pressing a phone screen randomly) got me a 101 score imagine if I min maxed it like choco mountain.
    
    According to my math that puts my IQ score above anything else previously documented which proves I'm a fucking demigod or some shit
17. 2018-06-16 at 6:34 AM UTC

    #97
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it took you 5 attempts to score over 100
    
    lul
18. 2018-06-16 at 7:10 AM UTC

    #98
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra it took you 5 attempts to score over 100
    
    lul

    
    meth: not even huh
19. 2018-06-16 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #99
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bundy not even ahaldkdkdkd
20. 2018-06-16 at 7:18 AM UTC

    #100
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Talking to a 911 atc