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Is there honestly any North American bird more beautiful than the blue jay?
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2018-06-15 at 2:13 PM UTCFucking Canadian bird flew into my window this morning.
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2018-06-15 at 4:25 PM UTCThat Painted Bunting tho
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2018-06-15 at 5:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung winged blackbird?
What do you naturalists say?
My favorite as a local species to the bay area.
But I do like Blue Birds (they kind of look like Blue Jays) that we have in the bay area
for non native/invasive species in the bay area are the Jungle parrot species out of South America brought to San Francisco and refered to as Cow Hallow Mcaw Parrots of San Francisco (the guy in this video is from Telegraph hill so he coined the official term Parrots of Telegraph Hill.. but Telegraph hill is a giant rock and has few trees)
Story goes, some asswipes bought the birds in Central or South America in the 1970s or 80s, they couldn't sell them because of some law and let them go free..and by the late 1980s these fucking things grew into 10s of thousands.
Although they're cute, friendly and if you go down to Embarcadero Center/Park, during spring, they will fly down and hang out on your shoulder as long as if you bring them seeds to eat.
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2018-06-15 at 5:43 PM UTC
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2018-06-15 at 5:50 PM UTCPeacocks are nice.
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2018-06-15 at 5:54 PM UTCthis is an beta bird.
the rest are just betas. -
2018-06-15 at 6:07 PM UTC
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2018-06-15 at 6:27 PM UTCI'm partial to chickadees
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2018-06-15 at 7:05 PM UTCthe most aesthetically 🇺🇸pleasing🇺🇸 bird i ever saw was in miserable missisippi. here's my precious story: (please read with this playing in another tab thankYou ;)
ok so i had to stop to use the 🇺🇸bathroom🇺🇸 in discusting misssisipi while on a road trip to earn a research grant with my 158 iq. i got out to pee at a 🇺🇸marcdonald's🇺🇸 when i seen the most beautiful bird alive."that's a wonderful bluebird" i screamed at an ugly miiisisisispi woman.
"no that actually a misispii blue jay" she said
so i'm thinking "damn that bird's hot i need to 🇺🇸jack off🇺🇸 right now, surely no one in this fucking shithole they call 'misisilhpi' will care.so i take my pant off and start jacking it to the msisisisddkbfksjbi blue jay 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸
but apparently all the 🇺🇸autistic🇺🇸 tards in misisipopo thought i was dancing oh whale. before i knew it thirty msisisipians were all jacking off with me in perfect coordination.it was a spontaneous 🇺🇸dance number🇺🇸 i'll never forget.we all came at once and it was like a beautiful fountain of white, then the smisismippi blue jay said "thank you i am pleased"then majestically flew away
i drove away from muck-filled msiisisipi feeling a little less bad about it.it may the the shithole of of 🇺🇸pig's butt🇺🇸, but that was a beautiful bird and fun dance number 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸 -
2018-06-15 at 8:23 PM UTC
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2018-06-16 at 11:39 AM UTCThe common North American robin is beautiful in its own way.
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2018-06-16 at 12:03 PM UTC
Anyone know a good restaurant to get some duck meat or eggs at? -
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