If ur gf broke up with you because your dick was too small...

1. 2018-06-15 at 11:12 AM UTC

   #101
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Hellobadkitty This is fact It happend to me a while ago.

   
   You have a penis? 😢
2. 2018-06-15 at 12:14 PM UTC

   #102
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Archer513 You have a penis? 😢

   
   Depends on the definition of "have".
   
   *a wild Bill Clinton appears*
3. 2018-06-15 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #103
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Depends on the definition of "have".
   
   *a wild Bill Clinton appears*

   
   Hah
   
   That's still my favorite quote from any US President
4. 2018-06-15 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #104
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by NARCassist Only people with a real proper inadequacy about their dick would keep constantly pointing out something so non-issue about somebody else's. Does your useless attempt to make me feel inadequate actually make you feel better about your malice-cock Benny? Is yours even as big as Malice's? Malice now says that 1 inch cock pic he posted wasn't actually his, maybe he used your dick pic.
   
   You know you could easily prove this wrong tho, you know the drill, post pic of yours with your username written on it.
   
   I bet you don't, I guess leaving people 99% sure you got a tiny cock is the better option to them being 100% sure of the fact.

   
   i mentioned it as a compliment, not trying to make you feel inadequate.
   
   you should be proud of it as bent penises are pretty rare.
   
   .
5. 2018-06-15 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #105
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by benny vader i mentioned it as a compliment, not trying to make you feel inadequate.
   
   you should be proud of it as bent penises are pretty rare.
   
   .

   
   i'm not bothered coz it ain't even bent. it just happened to be leaning to the side a bit when i took that pic. lol
   
   
   
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6. 2018-06-15 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #106
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by NARCassist i'm not bothered coz it ain't even bent. it just happened to be leaning to the side a bit when i took that pic. lol

   
   o, its good to hear your not offended.
   
   i thot your mad becos you made a few serial posts about it.
   
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7. 2018-06-15 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #107
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Why the hell is everything a dick measuring contest in this place
8. 2018-06-15 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #108
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Kinks Why the hell is everything a dick measuring contest in this place

   
   u jelly ???
9. 2018-06-15 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #109
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I’m peanut butter hoe
10. 2018-06-15 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #110
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Kinks I’m peanut butter hoe

    
    post picts of your peanut butter hole.
11. 2018-06-15 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Is that your thing, bae?
12. 2018-06-15 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #112
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader post picts of your peanut butter hole.

    
    i think she way too old for your tastes boy
    
    
    
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13. 2018-06-15 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #113
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist i think she way too old for your tastes boy

    
    im sure she has picts of her when she was young.
    
    that will work.
    
    .
14. 2018-06-15 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #114
    WellHung Black Hole
    Little dicks unite.
15. 2018-06-15 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #115
    

    Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]

    Originally posted by Archer513 You have a penis? 😢

    
    I broke a penis
16. 2018-06-15 at 10:52 PM UTC

    #116
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'd guess a splint wouldn't really work in that case.
17. 2018-06-16 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #117
    

    Rivotril Houston

    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty I broke a penis

    My dick is broken after fucking two camgirls, it hurts.
18. 2018-06-16 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #118
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader post picts of your peanut butter hole.

    
    Kinks is too unconfident and insecure with her looks to even post a current up-to-date picture of herself... what makes you think she will do that?
19. 2018-06-16 at 2:14 PM UTC

    #119
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WellHung Kinks is too unconfident and insecure with her looks to even post a current up-to-date picture of herself… what makes you think she will do that?

    
    I don't know about that. She did PM me a very fat pic of herself.
20. 2018-06-16 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #120
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Just say ... good riddance to her a$$