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How to rob any bank and get away with it

  1. #1
    All you need is a morphsuit



    Wear the suit, call for an uber and go into the bank with a $5 bill that says "I have a bomb, give $" and look him/her in the eye and say "I'm gonna remember your face and name"

    Collect money and GTFO.

    Take the uber to a bus station and keep moving.

    ???

    profit.
  2. #2
    Psyclonic Yung Blood
    Amazing idea
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    and because the morph suit's elastic you can stuff it with shekels
  4. #4
    I actually did this and am living the dream.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel look him/her in the eye

    What if its a tranny?
  6. #6
    Why rob a bank ...the DRIFT is more private and safe.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Banks don't keep money in the drawers anymore. They have an ATM they use, just like you do. In order to get money from a teller and their ATM, they have to deposit something or have an account to draw from, just like you would. Banks are the worst possible thing to rob.
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    ScumsBags Yung Blood
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Banks don't keep money in the drawers anymore. They have an ATM they use, just like you do. In order to get money from a teller and their ATM, they have to deposit something or have an account to draw from, just like you would. Banks are the worst possible thing to rob.

    This ^^ coming from someone who got away with robbing a Sperm Bank.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Banks don't keep money in the drawers anymore. They have an ATM they use, just like you do. In order to get money from a teller and their ATM, they have to deposit something or have an account to draw from, just like you would. Banks are the worst possible thing to rob.

    Armored Trucks are the best.
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Bingos are actually the best. A large bingo could have as much as $60,000-$100,000 near the end of the night. Practically no security. Mostly a bunch of old people.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Bingos are actually the best. A large bingo could have as much as $60,000-$100,000 near the end of the night. Practically no security. Mostly a bunch of old people.

    Sounds like you live in a baller ass old folks home.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Whenever I cash my check there is always a drawer and it's full of many bills of many denominations. I'm sure it's not hundreds of thousands of dollars but it isn't some chincy amount either.

    I remember once when I was under the influence of techamphetamine and robbing houses I found a big ol jar of change in someone's room and ended up walking to the bank to cash it in. On the way there the jar broke through the plastic sack I was carrying it on and shattered on the ground in a parking lot I was in, and I spent like 2 hours crawling around trying to get every last nickel and penny off the ground, which I did.

    That has nothing to do with the point of my story but I eventually got all the change to a bank and they were able to cash it for some menial fee like 3% since I wasn't a member. Ended up getting over $750 which was way more than I had guessed.

    Anyway when I was at the bank counter they were in the middle of stacking and counting a bunch of money or something, there were just a bunch of stacks of 2k and 5k sitting within arms reach of me and it took everything in my power to not just grab them all and hoof it, especially more so when the lady went to the other room to put my change in the machine. It was all just.. Right there.

    But then I looked up and saw the 200 cameras, not that I didn't know they were there anyway, and I decided against it. But I was close, real real close, probably because of the tech but I'll never forget it.

    Now I don't ever see loose monies like that sitting out, but I do still see it in their drawers. Bank drawers, mind you.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah I saw like 10k once at my local bank in crackshackville (5000 population) I knew it was roughly 10k because they had a money counter that said '100' and it was all $100 bills and there was bundles of every other denomination in plastic next to it.

    The only other time I ever saw that much cash was in my girlfriends dad's closet when I was 16.
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