Mandatory IQ testing for all members

1. 2018-06-14 at 7:38 PM UTC

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   apt Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-06-14 at 7:49 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I can't do captchas or IQ tests. My HPPD makes it so everything kind of blurs together into a fractal so I just answer randomly.
3. 2018-06-14 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
   ain't nobody got time for this shit nigga
4. 2018-06-14 at 7:52 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   ^Off the charts genius 😺
5. 2018-06-14 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by apt This should clean up the DH filth pretty quickly. You must score at least 120 on either of these tests or be permabanned.
   
   https://testyourself.psychtests.com/staticid/975
   http://test.mensa.no/
   
   I scored 141 on the first one so I'm safe. I suspect most of the OG NiS posters will be as well. RIP DHers and Spectral.

   
   this iq test is prejudicial to those with slow internet.
   
   took me almost a minute for each question to load.
6. 2018-06-14 at 7:54 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   The stupidest thing you can do is try to quantify intellect. It can be qualified and demonstrated, but attaching a number to it isn't particularly helpful.
   
   (Read: I'm afraid to take an IQ test because I don't want to see exactly how stupid I am.)
7. 2018-06-14 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I filled it out and tried to get my results but it just hyperlinked to the NSAs recruitment page
8. 2018-06-14 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I did the test and it asked for my credit card #
9. 2018-06-14 at 8:04 PM UTC

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   coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
   well fuck that shit for sure then. just a nigerian scammer making tests online to get all your personal info and money.
10. 2018-06-14 at 8:13 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Pretty much. IQ tests are really a test to see how stupid you are to send someone your money after answering a bunch of multiple choice questions about triangles and shit.
    
    If you pay for test results you have failed the test, that's the real test!.
    
    Also dont people realize multiple choice tests are the worst possible way to 'test' a person for their knowledge on a subject.
11. 2018-06-14 at 8:19 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    IQ tests are for insecure dumb fucks
    
    I know I’m smrat
12. 2018-06-14 at 8:36 PM UTC

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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Not gonna do it and you can't make me
13. 2018-06-14 at 8:40 PM UTC

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    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Took this one:
    http://test.mensa.no/
    
    Pretty interesting
14. 2018-06-14 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    
    
    
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    • joerell
15. 2018-06-14 at 9:11 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Did the test in 30 seconds and scored over 100. Proof I'm a genius.
    
    If I can get an average score without even looking at the answers imagine if I actually gave a fuck.
    
    I put my actual IQ somewhere around 300. If it took 1% of my brain power to score 100 then using 25% I should be able to score higher than anyone.
    
    
16. 2018-06-14 at 9:17 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    
    
    Too bad no one really gives a flying fuck tho...
17. 2018-06-14 at 9:20 PM UTC

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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Poley cares! Take that back!
18. 2018-06-14 at 9:21 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Genius’ that smoke meth 👍🏻
    
    I’ve seen it all now
19. 2018-06-14 at 9:22 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Lol@Bologna
    
    
    I have never smoked meth archer 💋
20. 2018-06-14 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Lol@Bologna
    
    
    I have never smoked meth archer 💋

    
    Lol. I was talkin about the other one
    But...
    
    Wanna get a rock?