I cry in front of my girlfriend...

1. 2018-06-13 at 11:01 PM UTC

   #81
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks i cried during Old Yeller.
2. 2018-06-13 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #82
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   It's OK to cry when telling her a story of lost, around the time you first meet
   
   it's OK to cry when someone dies really close to you
   
   but if you do this shit all the time, You're very unstable and weak to her. You better stop and seek medication
3. 2018-06-13 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #83
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock It's OK to cry when telling her a story of lost, around the time you first meet
   
   it's OK to cry when someone dies really close to you
   
   but if you do this shit all the time, You're very unstable and weak to her. You better stop and seek medication

   
   But I'm more drugged up than Richard Pryor used to be during a stand-up comedy routine...im on 4 different meds! What's an acceptable frequency of crying so I don't seem like a weak Beta pussy, Mr Warlock?
4. 2018-06-13 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks i cried during Old Yeller.

   
   When that happens you know the story was well written and acted.
5. 2018-06-14 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #85
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   There is no acceptable frequency.... it all depends on your current personal experiences
6. 2018-06-14 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #86
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Women only make me cry through my penis.
7. 2018-06-14 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #87
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I’ll make you cry if you wanna know how it feels baby.
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8. 2018-06-14 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #88
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   & no I don’t mean thru your dick.
9. 2018-06-14 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #89
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   bump for crying cuz i ran out of warter
10. 2018-06-14 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #90
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung But I'm more drugged up than Richard Pryor used to be during a stand-up comedy routine…im on 4 different meds! What's an acceptable frequency of crying so I don't seem like a weak Beta pussy, Mr Warlock?

    
    I don't know. Mothers day and maybe when a team loses that you bet on? or when she is having huggy time with you and you both feel delusional about only being able to love each other and never ever leaving each other and she has tears and you sing some spanish song of love to her and you match tears of love with her tears of love.
    
    though one day will come when you realized it was all horseshit.
11. 2018-06-14 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #91
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Red_Woman I cry when I watch The Lion King.

    
    I cry when I see 50 year old women dressing like they are 13..
12. 2018-06-14 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #92
    

    Sup_mahnigs Houston
    I cringe when I see mikey post about middle age women/any woman.
    
    *shivers
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13. 2018-06-14 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #93
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    You'll cry when 99942 Apophis Fucks-on the world
    
    
14. 2018-06-14 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #94
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
15. 2018-06-14 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #95
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    All of the west coast.. especially LA will be destroyed almost certainly in 2036.
    
    this thing will punch a 3 miles wide and 3 mile depth right next to Santa Monica. it will have wave after wave sloshing the coast from Baja to Alaska.
    
    if you live on the coastline (mostly rich people) at less than 50 feet high (a big portion of coastal homes are) and a quarter mile inland .. you're shit's about to get wrecked.
16. 2018-06-14 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #96
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Ad campaign for Apophis 99942
    
    Apophis; Your shit is about to get wrecked!
17. 2018-06-14 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #97
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mikeyagain I cry when I see 50 year old women dressing like they are 13..

    
    I really don't care what you do or don't do. So, don't quote me.
18. 2018-06-14 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #98
    

    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    who needs to be wearing clothes any way right, Alba? i think i need to pop over to your place tonight. all these online trolls must be stressing you out and it must so over yonder so i will your ass and more warm as can be
19. 2018-06-14 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #99
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by coolbreeze i think i need to pop over to your place tonight.

    
    I read that as "poop". Lmao
    Second time I'm doing this today. I'm half asleep and need more coffee. lol
20. 2018-06-14 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #100
    

    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    lmao cray cray...even more than me and that's cray times like infinity so you must fucked up more than finny the shocker
    
    and i is scared...someone hold from this psycho bitch thats about to rape me in her own fucking home when i fly in there like superman or batman. all your fancy pnsy books better not get in my way its hard navigating enough in my own apartment
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