2018-06-13 at 5:52 PM UTC
if a girl broke up with me coz my dick was too small then i dunno who the fuck else she gonna fuck. i mean if i'm too small for her then for the rest of you, fucking her would be like punching smoke.
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2018-06-13 at 5:54 PM UTC
Believe it or not, this actually happened to me, twice. Now I'm dating Benjamin Franklins. Frontin on dem hoes #dab. I'm gona buy me a sex doll and she'll never, ever, complain. My future life is set. Girls who'd find interest in me, I'd let them know firsthand that I may look attractive to them, but I'm not "blessed". Awe sex doll, ima name you Amy.
2018-06-13 at 8:24 PM UTC
Try saying "penis envy" four times fast.
2018-06-13 at 8:41 PM UTC
Applebottm
Houston
[our biased demode moss-trooper]
I never laughed at your penis. :p