Fonaplats' Hippity Hop Tuesday

1. 2018-06-12 at 3:40 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Good morning everyone.
   I woke up.
   I think my dog pee'd on me in my sleep.
   Whatever, it is mostly dried up now.
   
   My plastic surgeon called.
   Wonder what he wants...
   
   I really want a low rider.
   
   
   Who here wouldn't want fona pullin up in a jumpy car in front their house?
2. 2018-06-12 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Time to go jump in the shower.
   Luigi still aint talking to me and he is only playing dumb mal music in tc.
3. 2018-06-12 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've never had blood on my dick for this long ever.
   Why won't it heal?
4. 2018-06-12 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think I need to stop posting so much.
5. 2018-06-12 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Kinkou.
   Can we please be friends again?
6. 2018-06-12 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Someone call the fona-fone
   ( 937 ) 522-1751
7. 2018-06-12 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Really full of mad and hate and not happy at all right now.
   
   I would very much to throw a tantrum but i g2g get ready for work.
8. 2018-06-12 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Great. I must have peed in my shoes last night.
   Fuck today
9. 2018-06-12 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #9
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Great. I must have peed in my shoes last night.
   Fuck today

   
   how did that happen?
10. 2018-06-12 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I've never had blood on my dick for this long ever.
    Why won't it heal?

    
    also, how did that happen?
11. 2018-06-12 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol
12. 2018-06-12 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Guess I am wearing my boots today.
    I dont have time to post anymore.
    I can barely not puke right now and everything smells like beer and pee.
13. 2018-06-12 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra also, how did that happen?

    
    I am an aggressive masturbator
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
14. 2018-06-12 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Off to work now.
    Love you guys.
15. 2018-06-12 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I feel like bud light platinum and diarrhea.
    They got me on a hard machine again today.
    It's hot.
    I want to vomit.
    Love you guys.
    I am going to pray for an easy day and the ability to not die.
    Hope you all have a great day.
16. 2018-06-12 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Time to go jump in the shower.
    Luigi still aint talking to me and he is only playing dumb mal music in tc.

    
    Wtf is mal music? I haven’t been in there all day.
17. 2018-06-12 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #17
    

    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    well keep your puke to yourself or maybe someone is into getting puked on or inside of idk
    
    you never know with some niggas
18. 2018-06-13 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Change takes time.
    I wish i had tried to grow into a good person from day 1.
    Now i have to change my thinking and how i act.
    Lately i feel as though i have been slipping.
    I know i have been.
    I am not proud of it.
    I have to change.
    I need a break from NIS.
    It is taking up too much time.
    I am scared for my health and sanity.
    I have tools at my disposal but I have to actually use them.
    I want to say sorry to any and everyone I have hurt.
    I will return.
    I will return a better person.
    I need support.
    Call me if you want.
    (937) 522-1751.
    I love you all very much.
19. 2018-06-13 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    If I call the fona fone, I want $4.99 for the first minute and $3.99 a minute after.
20. 2018-06-13 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #20
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Good morning everyone.
    I woke up.
    I think my dog pee'd on me in my sleep.
    Whatever, it is mostly dried up now.
    
    My plastic surgeon called.
    Wonder what he wants…
    
    I really want a low rider.
    
    
    Who here wouldn't want fona pullin up in a jumpy car in front their house?

    
    you're a wanker
    
    
    
    .