User Controls

Fonaplats' Munificent Monday

  1. #1
    Good morning everyone.
    I hoped everyone had good dreams.
    Mine were a bit on the creepy side.

    I was trying to get guns and cash out of my grandparents old house.
    There was a frozen couch in their bedroom and it was super spooky how frozen it was.
    I tried looking in the closet for my guns but I heard a noise and panicked and ran out.
    I looked back and I saw my grandparents looking at me.
    Then I tried going back with a whore friend I use to know.
    This time a brought another gun to shoot my grandparent's ghosts.
    Only problem was I forgot my bullets.
    We went inside and I found most of my guns and a lot of cash.
    Then we left and I was a stream with a Domino's Pizza oven in it.
    I did not want to get wet so I went back to my car.
    By now my car had turned into a camel.
    The whore and I got on the camel and started down the road.
    And then I see another gun sitting on the side of the road.
    So I jumped off and picked it up and it was the gun I thought I already had on me.
    I hopped back on the camel and took off.
    We stopped outside the Adult Super-Store.
    I walked around the back of the building and this black guy came up with a knife and told me to empty my pockets.
    I pulled out my gun!
    I stuck it against his neck and blew his head off.
    Then the camel and whore tried to run before the cops showed up.
    Then I woke up.

    I think my dreams have been shorting out on me lately.
    This is not the stuff I usually dream about.


    And now it is morning.
    I have smoked a cigarette and am making my thread.
    I think I will finish up here and go work on some goals.
    I need to find a doctor today or come up with a plan b.

    Hope everyone is having an awesome morning.
    I love you all very much.
  2. #2
    Whoever was texting me last night using text free should text me again today.
    I dunno who you are but I really like being called "really cute with an awesome personality".
    Hope to talk to you soon.
  3. #3
    Got a new avatar.

    Now I think I will try to find a doctor.
  4. #4
    Bandit Reef Yung Blood (banned)
    you call THAT an avatar?
  5. #5
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I had Haagen Dazs strawb ice cream for breakfast to make this monday more magnificent and less sucky!
  6. #6
    Great news.
    I managed to eat already.
    Get my laundry going.
    And here is my favorite.

    I FOUND A DOCTOR!

    And my appointment is for the same day my medication runs out.
    So its kinda perfect.

    And the doctor's name is Geraffe.
    Anyone with a name that sounds like giraffe is the doctor for me.

    I am so happy now.

    Hope everyone is having a great day.
  7. #7
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Giraffe! lol

    Fonaplats,has anyone ever told you that they had the hots for you?
  8. #8
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
  9. #9
    Originally posted by cupocheer Giraffe! lol

    Fonaplats,has anyone ever told you that they had the hots for you?

    OMG was it you that texted me last night?
  10. #10
    Originally posted by EllariaSand

    I am laughing so hard I wish I could thank you.
  11. #11
    I think it was cj to be honest:/
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Sup_mahnigs I think it was cj to be honest:/

    I always read your name as Sup'_ManPigs
  13. #13
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am laughing so hard I wish I could thank you.

    you are very welcome
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Sup_mahnigs I think it was cj to be honest:/

    I see you are doing great on making threads with this account too.
  15. #15
    I love you bebe
  16. #16
    Having a good day at work.
    Love you guys!
  17. #17
    At lunch.
    Switching to a different product when I go back.
    Pretty easy night just don't want to fall asleep
  18. #18
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Whoever was texting me last night using text free should text me again today.
    I dunno who you are but I really like being called "really cute with an awesome personality".
    Hope to talk to you soon.

    That was prolly Malmal

    I'm told he's going fag on us!
  19. #19
    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sup_mahnigs I think it was cj to be honest:/

    wtf? hop off bitch. i would NEVER do such deplorable shit like that

    i thought you knew me
  20. #20
    Its definitely a guy cos females don't say shit like that in a first text.

    Ur getting CATFISHED!! Be careful bebe.<3
Jump to Top