My best friend john and I have spent a lot of money on drugs and expensive dinners. We both have jobs but we are broke as fuck because we are always high and drunk. I want my buddy and I to start working out and get our act together so we can still get high but have our shit together a little bit more.
My idea is to use a craigslist alternative (since welcome to donalds trumps amerika he ruined craigslist sex ads because of his antics)
https://www.mizpee.com/sites-like-craigslist/ and set up a gig where my buddy and I whore our selves out to kinky rich jedi girls and house wives, any woman that has money.
We show up wearing nothing but sun glasses, maybe a cap, and a speedo probably trippin a little bit of molly to set the mood right, give our lil rap and massage and kiss her up and down get her all horned dogged out smoke her (give her some ghb) out and then basically fuck her silly up her ass and vag (double dipped chicken)
she gives us the money and we drink her booze while shes passed out and burn off.
I even made a catch phrase for us that we say when we show up
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1eldWQ28mMt
and my friend john its the only picture i have of him
Questions comments? Would any of you datehook up girls be interested, we're single and ready to mingle and we're all bout that pussssaaaaaaay (though we would fuck jilliam if he paid us enough)
