I DDOS'D NewTotse.com WITH THE ECLIPSE CANNON!!

1. 2018-06-11 at 12:09 AM UTC

   #1
   

   The loud obnoxious puking guy in a restaraunt Houston (banned)
   5 MINUTES FROM THE ECLIPSE CANNON AND HIS WHEAK WHYTE FORUM CRASHED
   
   WHAT A CUCK!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I have created something so powerful that it could destroy this entire forum and leave no trace.
   
   
   
   The Eclipse Cannon (エクリプスキャノン, Ekuripusu Kyanon) is an open-source network stress testing and denial-of-service attack. It is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction on Niggasin.space created by Scrawny The Ghost, able to destroy forums and pierce hearts. The Faggot List is needed to power the cannon, as it takes large amounts of shitposting to power it. The creator is said to be the only one capable of weilding the full 100% power of the cannon solo.
   
   It is believed that The Eclipse Cannon could be utilized by a normal human being with the aid of a botnet spam network, but it has never been attempted.

2. 2018-06-11 at 12:15 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   What are you talking about? It's still online, dumbass. All you did was fuck your own browser up.
3. 2018-06-11 at 12:16 AM UTC

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   The loud obnoxious puking guy in a restaraunt Houston (banned)
   HOST
   
   ERROR
4. 2018-06-11 at 12:16 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I can still access it...
5. 2018-06-11 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   The loud obnoxious puking guy in a restaraunt Houston (banned)
   BROWSER
   
   WORKING FINE
   
   YOUR FORUM
   
   W R E C K ED
6. 2018-06-11 at 12:18 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by The loud obnoxious puking guy in a restaraunt 5 MINUTES FROM THE ECLIPSE CANNON AND HIS WHEAK WHYTE FORUM CRASHED
   
   WHAT A CUCK!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
   
   

   
   This is very totse'eque humor, and I don't want to be a buzz kill.. but this is extreemly illegal. I mean DdOS'n a website is illegal in most countries. if you proxied out of the USA (or stupid enough to use your own server) and live in the USA.. big big trubled 4 u, Sir!
7. 2018-06-11 at 12:20 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I can still access it…

   
   Yeah, that's cuz Scron is full of shit. You can't DDOS by posting dumb shit.
8. 2018-06-11 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   You know people used to try and do this to totse which lead to enigma having a time delay on post. 1 post per like 20 seconds will stop a DdOS attack if using scroll thread style posting.
   
   but you can DdOS with cramming data packs up a board's ass.
9. 2018-06-11 at 12:25 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock You know people used to try and do this to totse which lead to enigma having a time delay on post. 1 post per like 20 seconds will stop a DdOS attack if using scroll thread style posting.
   
   but you can DdOS with cramming data packs up a board's ass.

   
   Yeah, too bad I can just also purge all the user's posts without ever loading one of the contaminated threads. It really took me all of 3 seconds to undo the "damage"
10. 2018-06-11 at 12:32 AM UTC

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    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
11. 2018-06-11 at 12:41 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Yeah, too bad I can just also purge all the user's posts without ever loading one of the contaminated threads. It really took me all of 3 seconds to undo the "damage"

    
    Lol I can control you with a keyboard.
    
    Are you even human? Or just my slave?
12. 2018-06-11 at 1:26 AM UTC

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    xy0 Houston
    Lanny should wordenhancement newtotse to something funny like niggers.on.nimp.org or whever that spammy website was that would load a bunch of popups of gay porn and gore.
13. 2018-06-11 at 1:32 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    You don't even have to enhancement it, the name is a joke anyways and we all laugh whenever it gets mentioned.
    
    It simply cannot be any funnier.
14. 2018-06-11 at 2:26 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It would be so easy to overpower this site with a flood of bogus requests it's not even funny. It's basically wide open to several attack vectors.
15. 2018-06-11 at 2:31 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    I once broke it with auto embeddeding.
16. 2018-06-11 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not to mention, Lanny has left himself wide open to attack/infiltration/social engineering by publishing all of his personal information on whois.
17. 2018-06-11 at 4:10 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    He's also a slut.
18. 2018-06-11 at 7 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ya'll niggas ain't shit, your Enigma Cannon ain't shit, your WHOIS records ain't shit, i fucking wipe my ass with your Windows XP skills.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2018-06-11 at 7:16 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Yeah, that's cuz Scron is full of shit. You can't DDOS by posting dumb shit.

    
    network level vs application level flooding
    
    
    though that would just be DoS
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • HTS
20. 2018-06-11 at 11:35 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Ya'll niggas ain't shit, your Enigma Cannon ain't shit, your WHOIS records ain't shit, i fucking wipe my ass with your Windows XP skills.

    
    IM ACHING IM BREAKING IM SHAKING LIKE HUMANS DO!