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the Pro's and con's of farting and coughing at the same time

  1. #1
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Pro. doing 2 things using the energy of A cough

    con. reverb on the sphincter can be painful when not a planned event.

    discuss,,
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    tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Another con is the possibility of pooping and vomiting at the same time.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that would be some next level shit right there
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    how often do you cough and fart at the same time?
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Only on special occasions when in formal attire.
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    What a stupid fucked up thread..

    Eat a mushroom and die..
  7. #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    please stay on topic gfys
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    xy0 Houston
    Wow, very smart thread i bet you guys watch rick and moldy see what a meme lololz1!!!one!!
  9. #9
    I miss you Poletit
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by tje2607 Another con is the possibility of pooping and vomiting at the same time.



    Been there.

    Done that.

    Don't care to do again.
  11. #11
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by cupocheer Only on special occasions when in formal attire.


    Cupo, do your ankles bulge when you fart in pantyhose?
  12. #12
    Can anybody please list more than one pro other than conservation of expended energy?
  13. #13
    Originally posted by POLECAT how often do you cough and fart at the same time?

    whenever i get fuckrd in the mouth and ass at the same time.
  14. #14
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by stl1 Cupo, do your ankles bulge when you fart in pantyhose?

    Sorry to disappoint you, precious but I don't fart. I'm a lady, I emit essense.

    And I don't wear pantyhose. I use tinted body lotion.
  15. #15
    Sounds painful
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