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Deleted posts for: infinityshock fucked lannynigger and his mom into a coma and he enjoyed it
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2018-06-08 at 5:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra you're likely to throw enough up for it not to be lethal, and with any of these ideas that take a while (going for a long drive in the garage etc.) you're increasing the chances someone finds and stops you. if you're looking for something similar, shooting a high dose of an opiod and a benzo will put you to sleep rapidly and there's no way for your body to purge it out of your bloodstream
a bullet to the head is an old favourite, just make sure you use one that's big enough to destroy your brain rather than just turn yourself into a vegetable
explosives are probably the surest bet, tricky to prepare though and if you blow your hands off trying to make them it's just going to make things more difficult for you. I've heard of people just driving out to the desert and vaporising themselves
If you want to go out with a bang though…
Find a ledge in a public place, a footbridge over a busy motorway is a good idea. You'll need a post or something to be able to tie ropes to.
First, tie a few metres of piano wire to the post and wrap it around your neck.
Second, cut a length of rope to a little longer than the piano wire, tie one end to the post and the other around your chest (under your arms.
Third, eat a fistful of viagra.
Fourth, apply superglue to the palms of your hands and hold them to your temples.
Finally, wait for the viagra to kick in and the glue to dry. Once you're rock hard and you can't move your hands, jump.
You've just treated a few hundred people to the sight of a guy hanging in midair, ripping his own head off and giving himself a blowjob with it.
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2018-06-08 at 5:17 PM UTC
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2018-06-08 at 5:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † I like your banned, alting version better than the normal one. Keep it up.
You could have went with 8shock, though….
that was my original iteration of my name.
back in the olden days AOL would only allow 8 or 9 characters and the first character had to be a letter, so 'x8shock' -
2018-06-08 at 5:30 PM UTC
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2018-06-08 at 5:52 PM UTC
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2018-06-08 at 5:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Soyfag Depends on the moral system. For instance Christian morality is clear on the matter, you must drop all worldly things to follow Jesus, follow passivism and reject worldly things, and spreading the morality is the most important thing. Any deviation from those things is some form of sin, and that is why Christians have to do penance, even when they have done nothing wrong.
Christianity was so successful because it has clear rules and a method of propagating itself.
Zanick doesn't have a moral system, it's just a bunch of weird neuroses.
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2018-06-08 at 5:57 PM UTC
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2018-06-08 at 5:58 PM UTC
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2018-06-08 at 6 PM UTC
Originally posted by Soybofaggot There is one good reason to go vegan, and that's as an excuse to consume more soy. The stuff is delicious, and tofu is a wonderful ingredient that lends itself to a wide range of culinary options.
Soy milk is wonderful and lasts longer than cow milk - you don't even need to refrigerate it. It has no lactose which can make you fart, or nasty chemical hormones. It's also far cheaper.
Tofu is a delight to cook with, and is incredibly versatile. Frozen tofu acquires a wonderful consistency that is just delightful.
Textured soy protein is also wonderful and a superior substitute to carcass based meat. It has no fat and no risk of diseases.
I suggest everyone stop eating meat and start eating soy, for the good of the planet, of yourselves, and of our animal friends.