2016-03-31 at 6:45 PM UTC
How to play: Get stoned and tee off, then drive around in the golf cart and look for the ball. Once you find it, go to the next hole and repeat.
2016-03-31 at 6:57 PM UTC
I used to sell fertilizer and fungicide to golf courses until I realized the fungacide can easily be converted into a meth precursor with hydrogen peroxide and muriatic acid.
2016-10-20 at 3:57 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I have done this before. First time I hit the ball.
2016-10-20 at 4:35 AM UTC
stoned is how I play golf best