2018-06-08 at 12:20 PM UTC
Welfare,
disability,
unemployment,
etc.
How do you get money from the government? Best way to go about it?
2018-06-08 at 12:26 PM UTC
dunno bout US but UK is piss easy.
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2018-06-08 at 12:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist
dunno bout US but UK is piss easy.
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Get a sun tan, grow a pube-ish beard, put on a turban and say that you're a refugee. lol I bet you get it easy af that way
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2018-06-08 at 12:33 PM UTC
here you go to the doc, tell him you depressed and anxiety and then put in that claim for ESA, £250 per fortnight. then go for the pips if you lucky. my pal is getting £1200 a month on that pips coz he blind in 1 eye, lol.
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2018-06-08 at 12:34 PM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
A few on DH were experts at it...lol.
2018-06-08 at 1:38 PM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
Vincent Gigante aka the Chin the mob boss use to walk New York streets pretending to be insane in pajamas to avoid prosecution. What a character...smart as hell.
2018-06-08 at 1:40 PM UTC
Get a job for maybe a year and spend all your money on drugs then show up to work high as fuck one day and flip a table over and shout "THE LASER BEAMS ARE TRYING TO JACK ME OFF FROM SPACE"
then go to a doctor and tell them all the girls on tinder rejected you and you want to hurt yourself and put it on youtube and become a meme, also tell them you are trying to be sober and stop all drugs. They will give you a bunch of cuck drugs and you can take medical leave off work for 6 months to a year. Then you just say you have chronic voices in your head and agoraphobia and get disability for being a NEETtard
I don't know if this works in other countries but where I live all my friends do this to get out of having to go to work every day. Just take a bunch of opiates/meth/mdma and say you are crazy and you never have to work again.
I can already do this but I just don't want to because I'm too lazy to go through all that bullshit to scam doctors. I hate doctors.
Best way to get approved is to take any sharp object and cut yourself at work, you don't have to go too crazy just enough that you need stitches. I actually did this but I was tripping on SSRI's so I cut way too much/ too deep and needed 27 stitches.
2018-06-08 at 2:26 PM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
You're too lazy to commit disability fraud...LMAO.
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2018-06-08 at 2:28 PM UTC
Its not really fraud, my friends tell me I am more fucked than any of them and it's probably true. I probably do have some kind of disability that makes me like this, but I like to just think I'm cooler than everyone.
2018-06-08 at 2:29 PM UTC
Nigga I'm too lazy to even inhale, exhale.. too much damn work I need money and I need a machine to do it for me
2018-06-08 at 2:35 PM UTC
Live in space and evolve into a boneless blob that can survive in a vacuum.
2018-06-28 at 5:26 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I don’t get shit from the government. Instead, I spend time researching ways to reduce my taxable income and/or reduce my future taxable income. I still pay too much in taxes.
