Fonaplats' Not Sure if I Woke Up in Piss or Sweat Thursday

1. 2018-06-07 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Probably shouldn't have drank an entire 12-pack of beer and drunk called the quality control lady from work last night and cried like a little bitch going on and on about how I am trans-abled.
   
   Woke up at noon.
   
   My brain feels like it got stepped on.
   
   The good news is my hang over doesn't feel so bad just kinda bad.
   Chugging large quantities of water and vomiting seems to help.
   
   I only have an hour and a half before work.
   
   I got to get pumped as fuck now.
   
   Need to succeed today.
   
   Where is that cake song Lala sent me?
   I need that cake song?
   
   Oh here it is.
   
   
   I am off to go stand in my rain room and wash up.
2. 2018-06-07 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #2
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   
3. 2018-06-07 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   trying to consume fried chicken to take my hang over away
4. 2018-06-07 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm at work now.
   It is hot today.
   I will stay sober today.
   I will a Tay sober today.
   I will hay obder hurray.
   
   
   Seriously,
   I will stay sober today.
   
   I love you guys.
   Have a great day.
5. 2018-06-07 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Got me doing the hardest of the machines today.
   I will get it done.
   God bless America.
6. 2018-06-07 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got this today.
   Whatch me whip.
   Whatch me nay nay.
7. 2018-06-07 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #7
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Probably shouldn't have drank an entire 12-pack of beer and drunk called the quality control lady from work last night and cried like a little bitch going on and on about how I am trans-abled.

   
   
8. 2018-06-07 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Quality control lady hasn't said anything about last night.
   My time card was still here too.
   Guess I get to keep my job.
9. 2018-06-07 at 6:43 PM UTC

   #9
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Quality control lady hasn't said anything about last night.
   My time card was still here too.
   Guess I get to keep my job.

   
   maybe she's into it and wants to help disable you
10. 2018-06-07 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dog food plant down the road has the air smelling yummy today.
11. 2018-06-07 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pizza party at work.
    Everything is going good today.
    I hope everyone is having a great day.
    I love you guys.
12. 2018-06-07 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #12
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    
13. 2018-06-08 at 4:02 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I had a super great day at work.
    I got a lot done.
    And we had pizza and cupcakes and Faygo.
    I never would have guessed some of the gang members I work with would be such nice people.
    For some reason they all smell like baby powder.
    Its not just me who notices this either.
    My co-worker said "Why do the gang members smell like baby power?"
    I will get to the bottom of this mystery.
    
    Anyways...
    I love you all very much.
    And thank you LALA for talking to me on the fona-fone.
    You make my night.
    And thank you BEBE for ruin my day by telling me we are not friends.
    Kind of a bitch you are maybe...
    But w/e, I am a man.
    You are a woman.
    So of course you are dumber than me.
    j/k
    Love you too!
    or do I?
    lol
    I do.
    Hope everyone has a good night!
14. 2018-06-08 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Was it peach Faygo tho?
15. 2018-06-08 at 4:45 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Was it peach Faygo tho?

    
    I knew dis bitch was hood.
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    • aldra
16. 2018-06-08 at 5:16 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- I knew dis bitch was hood.

    
    You a snitch mal.
    
    And no its wasnt.
17. 2018-06-08 at 5:19 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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    • aldra
18. 2018-06-08 at 5:40 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ohfralala knows what is up.
    She is a true friend.
19. 2018-06-08 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Sup_mahnigs Houston
    Lol @ true friend.
    
    I have been talking you off a ledge pretty much every day since I joined. I was a true friend out the gate.
    
    Ur a pretty shitty person for posting this. Also explains why I choose not to be your friend.
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    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2018-06-08 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats ohfralala knows what is up.

    
    I actually have no idea what is going on right now =/