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Are there any ice-cream trucks in the summer where you're at?

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's probably me but when i hear that tune it just creeps me out. Nothing to do with bad memories either, i know what you're thinking. It's just the song and the shitty audio quality that makes it sound eerie i guess.
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    It’s creepy for sure but mostly bc these entrepreneurs never maintain their vehicles/equipment.

    Anyways snowcones ftw.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I had a friend who sold ice cream every summer,, had to be scary for the parents that encountered him in there neighborhood
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I live close to the beach(pebble so I hesitate to call it a beach but whatever) and there's a stationary one right on the path out so no theme needed, super cheap icecreams too
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    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Actually, last year at my job,
    there was one driving through the parking lot, which was kinda bizarre. I got a video of it but I think I probably deleted it by now.
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Don't get me wrong i like ice-cream.

    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Actually, last year at my job,
    there was one driving through the parking lot, which was kinda bizarre. I got a video of it but I think I probably deleted it by now.

    Probably just driving in circles while he was trying to figure out where the most kids would be. Relateable because i find myself doing this very thing all the time.
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Number13 I live close to the beach(pebble so I hesitate to call it a beach but whatever) and there's a stationary one right on the path out so no theme needed, super cheap icecreams too

    Only place in the world that i know of that has a pebble beach is Brighton. There's probably tons around. Which makes me wonder, why do some places have pebble beaches? What happened there fam? Not enough erosion to make sand? IDK, but i sure would like to know.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    here we only have ice cream vans, but yeah snow cones for the win ahhahahahaha
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby here we only have ice cream vans, but yeah snow cones for the win ahhahahahaha

    I guess in texas a truck is a big rig or a flat bed truck.

    All in all i suppose "van" would be more appropriate when you think about it.
  10. #10
    No Bill Krozby is just dumb. Literally no one says hey look there’s the ice cream van except for Bill Krozby.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ohfralala No Bill Krozby is just dumb. Literally no one says hey look there’s the ice cream van except for Bill Krozby.

    I am not one to defend Bill Krozby, but when i think "truck" i see a flatbed truck in my mind's eye. BUT now that i think about it, a moving burger stand would be called a food truck as well. So i guess ice cream truck makes sense linguistically(or some shit) as well.
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    Some people use vans. Some people use the old school trucks. I’ve even seen an ambulance repurposed lol.

    I just wanted to rag on Bill Krozby.
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ohfralala Some people use vans. Some people use the old school trucks. I’ve even seen an ambulance repurposed lol.

    I just wanted to rag on Bill Krozby.

    I wonder if the sirens still worked.

    Their slogan should incorporate "food" and "emergency" somehow.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    this is an ice cream van



    i love the sponge bab pops
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    this is what id call an ice cream truck

  16. #16
    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    when i was a kid the one that came through my hood enjoyed touching my hand as i give him the money for the ice cream. a few times grabbed and said if i wanted the ice cream for free i just hand to help him in his truck with something...he was always so nice to me i almost went to help him. it kinda stayed with me and about a dozen years later he was in the papers charged with numerous counts of child molestation. that fucked me up a bit. he only served a few years and was living in that same hood as me when he got out. gave me the weirdest looks and smiles if we ever saw each other. thankfully he died about a year or so after he was released his heart literally gave out on him buying ice cream in a convinence store
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ohfralala No Bill Krozby is just dumb. Literally no one says hey look there’s the ice cream van except for Bill Krozby.

    i never say "look theres the ice cream van" i say "look theres the ice cream man" you spazz
  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by coolbreeze when i was a kid the one that came through my hood enjoyed touching my hand as i give him the money for the ice cream. a few times grabbed and said if i wanted the ice cream for free i just hand to help him in his truck with something…he was always so nice to me i almost went to help him. it kinda stayed with me and about a dozen years later he was in the papers charged with numerous counts of child molestation. that fucked me up a bit. he only served a few years and was living in that same hood as me when he got out. gave me the weirdest looks and smiles if we ever saw each other. thankfully he died about a year or so after he was released his heart literally gave out on him buying ice cream in a convinence store

    Lol, for real?
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    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sophie Lol, for real?

    yes. very real. it was '98 i believe i might have to do some googling to be for sure. he had so many charges on him and only did 3 years if that. he was one creepy fuck when he got out and had the look too of one creepy fuck. he was just so different when he was released. again thankfully he didn't enjoy his freedom too long nor his ice cream.

    i'll see if i can find anything on it. if i can't i still stand by its true. a lot of the parents in my hood wanted to kill him.
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by coolbreeze yes. very real. it was '98 i believe i might have to do some googling to be for sure. he had so many charges on him and only did 3 years if that. he was one creepy fuck when he got out and had the look too of one creepy fuck. he was just so different when he was released. again thankfully he didn't enjoy his freedom too long nor his ice cream.

    i'll see if i can find anything on it. if i can't i still stand by its true. a lot of the parents in my hood wanted to kill him.

    Damn nigga. I'm glad you didn't "help" him in the ice cream van.
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