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Sometimes i like to listen to Jazz Noir.

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'll light a cig and grab a stiff drink and just sit there thinking up old detective movie monologue.

    It was raining, it's always raining in this city, but the night I first saw her... the rain was different. The rain brought wind like a bouncer with the voice of a brass section, shoving people indoors instead of kickin' them out. But tonight the rain tapped a high-temp Swing song on my window, no brass, setting the pace for passers-by on the street to get indoors. Except her. She defied the tempo. She cut through the rain with her umbrella like a knife through butter. I could see her red dress hug her curves when she walked across the street, shining like a red beacon through the dark, right to my building's front door. I could tell that this ol' heart of mine could still beat like a drum, head over heels and in no mood to hide it.

    I knew right then and there, this was going to be a hell of a case...

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    dont forget to sip it down with pinot noir.
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by benny vader dont forget to sip it down with pinot noir.

    Thanks i'll use it as a chaser.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader dont forget to sip it down with pinot noir.

    and smoke a cig like he's in some faggy Tennessee Williams play
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby and smoke a cig like he's in some faggy Tennessee Williams play

    smoke a havana noir surrounded by hommes noir.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock balls deep in lannyniggers esophagus and he likes it the only thing you like to smoke is a nice juicy niggers cock, fresh from plugging your prostate

    were trying to culture up and use french here.
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by benny vader hommes noir.

    You can just say niggers, it's ok.
  8. #8
    This is nice, Soph.
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also, France has never been cultured. It is and always has been a shit country. Maybe during the days of Charlemagne they were alright.

    The wine drinking countries ain't shit. The beer drinking countries are better. Besides, Paris, is little more than a refugee camp these days.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ohfralala This is nice, Soph.

    I agree, also, most Jazz Noir has Saxophone, just FYI if you're going to YouTube it, i like it though.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Sophie You can just say niggers, it's ok.

    thats less classy.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Sophie Also, France has never been cultured. It is and always has been a shit country. Maybe during the days of Charlemagne they were alright.

    The wine drinking countries ain't shit. The beer drinking countries are better. Besides, Paris, is little more than a refugee camp these days.

    relatively speaking, their quite cultured and were cultured quite early on.

    they have the oldest cave painting in europe i think.
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    Originally posted by Sophie I agree, also, most Jazz Noir has Saxophone, just FYI if you're going to YouTube it, i like it though.

    Well I really meant the whole post including your writing not just the music itself.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock balls deep in lannyniggers esophagus and he likes it no. english

    have some self respect.

    your an american.

    AMERI FUCKING CANN.

    quit speaking british.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by benny vader relatively speaking, their quite cultured and were cultured quite early on.

    they have the oldest cave painting in europe i think.

    No, i think that's Spain.

    Originally posted by ohfralala Well I really meant the whole post including your writing not just the music itself.

    Oh thanks, i should write a detective themed novella.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Sophie No, i think that's Spain.

    if you call some hand prints ''paintings'', sure.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock balls deep in lannyniggers esophagus and he likes it ill cram my cock down your esophagus and you wont be speaking anything

    just what i needed,

    a toothpick.
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I was expecting Bohren & der club of gore


    Best be lighting the cig with a match, nigga.
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