Somewhere in Texas..

1. 2018-06-07 at 3:46 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   Somewhere in Austin a King Cobra snake killed it's owner and has gone missing.
   
   a Pet Cobra is missing somewhere in Austin! maybe it will get thirsty for a Jack in the Box shake and Bill Krozby will try and take it away
   
   https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Texas+man+snake+bite&view=detail&mid=7EEA03A5EBF548B7D4F97EEA03A5EBF548B7D4F9&FORM=VIRE
2. 2018-06-07 at 4:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What are you doing man you are luring the wild Bill cat here
3. 2018-06-07 at 4:15 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel What are you doing man you are luring the wild Bill cat here

   
   no he just lingers like a long winded fart.
   
   others will follow first.. hopefully
4. 2018-06-07 at 8:38 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   pretty sure thats my buddy lol i hope he feels better now
5. 2018-06-07 at 9:19 PM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty sure thats my buddy lol i hope he feels better now

   
   Umm he's dead.
6. 2018-06-07 at 9:19 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Umm he's dead.

   
   exactly
7. 2018-06-07 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   I have black hose.
8. 2018-06-07 at 9:26 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by infinityshock balls deep in lannyniggers esophagus and he likes it i have garden hose

   
   
   Let's get together and hoe hoe hoe. muah
9. 2018-06-07 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock balls deep in lannyniggers esophagus and he likes it i have garden hose

   
   your garden must be very small.
10. 2018-06-08 at 1:07 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    this thread has lost its original meaning
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • kroz
11. 2018-06-08 at 1:37 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He decided to just sleep it off.