Tequila has been aquired

1. 2018-06-05 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Is anyone else here drunk? I've got 300 facebook friends that I never talk to and I feel like reaching out, what should I say to these normal people that I barely know?
2. 2018-06-05 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   300 identical messages
   
   'hey bb wan sum fuk'
   
   At least one is bound to be fruitful
3. 2018-06-05 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   atleast half of them are male so my odds aren't good, I asked them what their dads email address is then I told them that my dad thinks they are a pussy.
4. 2018-06-05 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #4
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I'm rocken some vodka.
   "HARD" smoken weed and eaten pills.
   Fucked up.
5. 2018-06-05 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I'm drinking because i'm trying to kwuit pills and boy and opiates in general, i'm in medical need of a xqanax right now.
6. 2018-06-05 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Madman I'm drinking because i'm trying to kwuit pills and boy and opiates in general, i'm in medical need of a xqanax right now.

   
   you're in medical need of being literate you retard
7. 2018-06-05 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Jesus go spread your herpes somewhere else, you are such a god damn piece of shit and not worth clicking on a thread for. Fuck off forever and die.
8. 2018-06-05 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Madman Jesus go spread your herpes somewhere else, you are such a god damn piece of shit and not worth clicking on a thread for. Fuck off forever and die.

   
   don't think i will lil bromo
   
   *fucks madman up the asshole and give him Bill Krozby herp durer and runs away*
   
   
   hahahaahahahah
9. 2018-06-05 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'm going to keep popping the somas i find around my room and smoking weed until i pass out
10. 2018-06-05 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #10
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
11. 2018-06-05 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Video games