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my neighbors cat got yanked out of his house last night

  1. #1
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    he's my best friends cat is a huge junkie but a good cat ultimately he works and doesn't fuck cats over but has been on suboxone for a few years and does all the other drugs. But last night i was outside having a brew after coming from the bar smokin a rollie I start mr whirly bird noises and look up and theres two helicopters and barking dogs and the sound of a vehicle driving around the block and every time stopping chains clanking. I get kinda freaked out and decide to go inside. And I hear from some pa system a demonic sounding / marine barker voice screaming "GET THEM OFF DRUGS GET THEM OFF DRUGS GET THEM OFF DRUGS GET THEM OFF DRUGS!" So at this point I'm really beside myself

    Not 5 minutes later I hear my neighbors cat screaming "MEOW MEOW MEEEOOW MEEOOOOOOOW!"

    and go back outside and these 2 dudes in street clothes are dragging his cat away and I yell at them "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!"

    and one of them yells back "WE'RE GETTING HIM OFF DRUGS, IDIOT!" and my friends cat is still meowing its head off so I run downstairs and theres this dump truck looking vehicle with bars on the side of it but with little windows and I see these animals tied up to chains on the inside, they put my friends cat in and this dump truck turns on police lights and starts driving away.

    It was one of the most horrific things I've ever seen, I've tried calling downtown this morning to see whats up but they said the cat hasn't been booked yet if it was arrested.

    Shits crazy welcome to trumps america. I hope the little fella is alright he's never been arrested before and I don't know whats going to happen to him

    I'm fucking making this up i was stone cold sober.
  2. #2
    LMAO.👌👍
  3. #3
    Funny
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