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I wanna go to the weed store...

  1. 2018-05-31 at 2:17 PM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But it just opened, I don't wanna seem like a dope fiend, first customer and I've been awake almost 30 hours.

    I was wrong about legal weed.. it's exactly the same as buying from some random person you awkwardly have to pretend to enjoy being around, except it's worse because they upsell you and theres a fucking line

    Like what the fuck, I have never had to wait in a line to buy drugs in my life, this should not be the norm.

    I don't like this system at all.

    VENDING MACHINES WHEN?



  2. 2018-05-31 at 3:35 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    At least I was in the front of the line this time.

    People always want their drugs weighed in front of them but when theres two people standing behind you and its a hot day and she keeps taking out crumbs to try and make it weigh exactly 3.5g its not so fun.

    Every time I go to these stores I have to stand there for a few minutes and I look at the scale and it says 3.4 so she grabs a small bud, rips a piece off and drops it on the scale... oh now its 3.6 better rip another random bud to balance it out.

    The result is like half a bag of random chunks of nugs mixed with some buds.

    If my old dealer did that I would question his sanity.

  3. 2018-05-31 at 3:38 PM UTC
    #3
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What are the pink triangles?
  4. 2018-05-31 at 3:55 PM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 something something TRIANGLES!?



    weed gummeez for lucy
  5. 2018-05-31 at 4:06 PM UTC
    #5
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wish I could buy weed gummeez.
  6. 2018-05-31 at 5:59 PM UTC
    #6
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Maybe they have to give you 3.5 grams exactly because of some legal requirement. I mean dispensaries are basically just pharmacies, and they're selling "medicine" so same rules apply.
  7. 2018-05-31 at 5:59 PM UTC
    #7
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 I wish I could buy weed gummeez.

    Me too. It's been years since I had any.
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  8. 2018-05-31 at 6:01 PM UTC
    #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    dunno why they wouldn't just prepack in increments
  9. 2018-05-31 at 6:01 PM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    MURKt
  10. 2018-06-02 at 8:29 PM UTC
    #10
    Rivotril Houston
    I think I'll never see a drug store in my life.
  11. 2018-06-02 at 8:43 PM UTC
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I just scored a lid of OG Kush $200.00 its pretty good
  12. 2018-06-02 at 8:45 PM UTC
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's $15/gram down at my corner store. I ain't paying that shit. Wouldn't pay more than $8/gram for high grade bud. Wouldn't pay anything for less than high grade bud.
  13. 2018-06-03 at 12:26 AM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Maybe they have to give you 3.5 grams exactly because of some legal requirement. I mean dispensaries are basically just pharmacies, and they're selling "medicine" so same rules apply.

    That might be true but they are operating illegally lol
  14. 2018-06-03 at 12:29 AM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's $15/gram down at my corner store. I ain't paying that shit. Wouldn't pay more than $8/gram for high grade bud. Wouldn't pay anything for less than high grade bud.

    That's fucked. Theres like 6 stores within walking distance of where I live that sell everything from edibles to concentrates at rates of $5/g $7.50/g $100/oz all the way to $400 ounces, $60 quarters. They usually have multiple strains of $10-15$ grams to choose from.

    I like the selection and price I just hate buying drugs I guess, always such a hassle.
  15. 2018-06-03 at 12:31 AM UTC
    #15
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel That might be true but they are operating illegally lol

    That might be true because Canada signed some UN convention outlawing drugs back in the 50s or something, but the UN are a bunch of insane cunts and should all be gassed.
  16. 2018-06-03 at 12:40 AM UTC
    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING That might be true because Canada signed some UN convention outlawing drugs back in the 50s or something, but the UN are a bunch of insane cunts and should all be gassed.

    That's funny because most of Canada doesn't even like the UN

    http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/its-time-canada-considers-leaving-the-un-tory-mp-says
  17. 2018-06-03 at 3:57 AM UTC
    #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel That's fucked. Theres like 6 stores within walking distance of where I live that sell everything from edibles to concentrates at rates of $5/g $7.50/g $100/oz all the way to $400 ounces, $60 quarters. They usually have multiple strains of $10-15$ grams to choose from.

    I like the selection and price I just hate buying drugs I guess, always such a hassle.

    No deals here in the stores. Regular people sell Green Crack and Kush and other premium hybrids around here for $7/gram, but the stores charge $15 gram + taxes of 15%, no matter how much you buy. No bulk deals available. But they do get raided regularly, but they always open up again the very next morning like clockwork.
  18. 2018-06-03 at 6:31 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Around here superkush is 6.50 per gram at the store and gods green crack is $8. I can get shatter mailed for under $15 which is really good and I might see about dropping some on some shops. When it's officially legalized in my area it's going to be an embarrassing shitshow I want no part of. I've honestly never wanted to quit smoking weed so much in my life. I hate 99% of potheads and abhor anyone who treats it as part of their identity. Cocaine users are so much better in that regard, they're overconfidently ashamed of their habit and learn to hide it except around like minded people.

    Weed, as a plant, is cool as fuck, but as a drug it's absolutely pathetic. It's big, smelly, makes you forget things and be less observant. The best thing weed does to you is temporarily suspend the entropy that is existence for about 25 minutes. I think if you want to smoke legal weed you should be forced to take methylphenidate as well so you might not be so docile, complacent and easily amused.
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  19. 2018-06-03 at 6:42 AM UTC
    #19
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    There's so much good weed around here it's stupid. Bought 2 grams of gorilla glue tested at 35% thc 2 weeks ago and I still haven't finished it. Got an ounce of "Obama kush" for $100... in cali its midst but in any other state it'd be top shelf. Not being able to get good weed isn't even a thing anymore. I still have pounds of homegrown getting all died out in a big turkey bag. I just give away red cups full of it (and Hot Wheels- he's clinically retarded) to my neighbor in exchange for rides to work. It's everywhere.
  20. 2018-06-03 at 8:03 AM UTC
    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ooh gorilla glue is my shit
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