Would you fuck an Alien?

1. 2018-05-14 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #21
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Would you have sex with an Alien?
   
   I would.

   
   I bet you would. 😢
2. 2018-05-14 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Only if it had tentacles
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   • Soyboy
3. 2018-05-25 at 3:56 AM UTC

   #23
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   
4. 2018-05-28 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #24
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Lanny Who the fuck needs nigger cattle when I have a fucking alien?

5. 2018-05-28 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #25
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   When Almond Milk is not quite enough?
6. 2018-05-28 at 8:03 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   GOAT used to mean Good Of All Things and now it seems it means Government Operating Alien Technology or some shit.
   
   
   is this seeded to fuck with peoples minds, some kind of shell game? who the fuck is behind all of this crazy marketing ad hoc mother fucking shit
7. 2018-05-28 at 8:10 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's definitely Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test
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8. 2018-05-28 at 8:11 AM UTC

   #28
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Juicebox It's definitely Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test

   
   That G.O.A.T was GOAT.
9. 2018-05-28 at 8:11 AM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Juicebox It's definitely Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test

   
   did you think those were the aliens from the fallout 3 DLC as well
10. 2018-05-28 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Soy tits
11. 2018-05-28 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #31
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra did you think those were the aliens from the fallout 3 DLC as well

    
    I just google checked creepy aliens
12. 2018-06-01 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #32
    Anal Scratch Hemorrage Houston

    Originally posted by A College Professor

    
    That's a whole new level of tongue!
    
    Here's the good one though!
    
    
13. 2018-06-01 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if aliens didn't have holes and their skin was impenetrable? Then what??
14. 2018-06-01 at 6:47 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What if aliens didn't have holes and their skin was impenetrable? Then what??

    
    Mind fucking. It’s the only real fucking real aliens do. It’s just the genetically weak grays who will probe you and try to have seks.
    
    Would anyone want to hear a terrifying alien dream that I had? I don’t get raped in it but there’s an alien who wanted to rape me. So you can take that line a little further in your head if that’s what you’re into.
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15. 2018-06-01 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ah yes how could I forget about the MENTAL FUCK? shame on me
16. 2018-06-01 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #36
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor

    
    He deserved to have his skull raped.
17. 2018-06-01 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- Mind fucking. It’s the only real fucking real aliens do. It’s just the genetically weak grays who will probe you and try to have seks.
    
    Would anyone want to hear a terrifying alien dream that I had? I don’t get raped in it but there’s an alien who wanted to rape me. So you can take that line a little further in your head if that’s what you’re into.

    
    How do you know this.
18. 2018-06-01 at 9:46 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel How do you know this.

    
    Research. I really only know for sure that it’s the aliens from Venus who don’t have actual sex. It’s all mental. They look down on us for requiring so much physical touch. Prolly because they know none of this is real.