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    In this thread we tell anecdotes, and reply to the post above our own with a better, more awesome anecdote.

    I'll start.

    Last night, in a strip club in my neighborhood, this cop was trying to extort some drunk guy with an illegal stop-and-search, and the guy started to beat the shit out of the cop. The cop pulled his gun out, but the guy snatched it out of his hand and shot him and ran away. Trying to chase after him, two patrol cats crashed into each other. Apparently, police in this town are clumsy idiots.
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    Last night, in a strip club in my neighborhood, this cop was trying to extort some drunk guy with an illegal stop-and-search, and the guy started to beat the shit out of the cop. The cop pulled his gun out, but the guy snatched it out of his hand and shot him and ran away. Trying to chase after him, two patrol cats crashed into each other. Apparently, police in this town are clumsy idiots.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Last night, in a strip club in my neighborhood, this cop was trying to extort me with an illegal stop-and-search, and I started to beat the shit out of the cop. The cop pulled his gun out, but I snatched it out of his hand and shot him and ran away. Trying to chase me, two patrol cats crashed into each other. Apparently, police in this town are clumsy idiots.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Last night, in a strip club in my neighborhood, this cop was trying to extort some drunk guy with an illegal stop-and-search, and the guy started to beat the shit out of the cop. The cop pulled his gun out, but the guy snatched it out of his hand and shot him and ran away. Trying to chase after him, two patrol cats crashed into each other. Apparently, police in this town are clumsy idiots.




    Originally posted by mmQ Last night, in a strip club in my neighborhood, this cop was trying to extort me with an illegal stop-and-search, and I started to beat the shit out of the cop. The cop pulled his gun out, but I snatched it out of his hand and shot him and ran away. Trying to chase me, two patrol cats crashed into each other. Apparently, police in this town are clumsy idiots.
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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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