How do I use meth safely to outperform my coworkers

1. 2018-06-01 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yada yada, competitive work environment. How do I do meth in order to work harder than everyone else without losing all my teeth? How do I dose? I mixed meth into my coffee one day, but I don't think thats a accurate way to dose.
2. 2018-06-01 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I dunno just drink lots of water and brush after each sesh
3. 2018-06-01 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel I dunno just drink lots of water and brush after each sesh

   
   Whats a sesh. Should I smoke it? I don't have a pipe. Where do I get a meth pipe? Do I go into a shop and be like "hi do you have meth pipes goy?"
4. 2018-06-01 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Whats a sesh. Should I smoke it? I don't have a pipe. Where do I get a meth pipe? Do I go into a shop and be like "hi do you have meth pipes goy?"

   
   a Session or period in which you dose. Dose whatever way you want, I usually wait for the drip to go away before I brush.
   
   Pipes can be tricky depends where you live. In my neck of the woods they sell them as valentines day glass roses
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel I wish I worked for this company
   
   https://happyvalentineglassrose.com/
   
   The standard valentine glass flower love bubble rose or glass flower pipe is a 4 inches glass pipe used to inhale or smoke your favorite snuff. Also called love rose, straight shooters, steams, blasters or horns this valentine love rose pipe acts like a reduction base and flow modulator where the snuff can be heated, melted and transformed into vapors which can be inhaled. Briefly, this valentine glass pipe helps inhale snuff vapors.
   
   This pipe is made from thick glass which will not crack under high temperatures, is 4 inches long (sometimes varies in sizes by style) and at one end features a small bowl. The glass bowl is the size of a small rubber ball, is hollow and features a small hole on the top, where the snuff is inserted. The glass pipe features 0.3 cm glass thickness, ensuring that it will not crack or brake too easily.
   
   Inside the glass tube you will find a decorative pink love roses which start from the mouth piece and ends inside the bobble (bowl). The love roses inside the valentine glass pipe are made from a special material and will not melt or emit toxins when the glass rose pipe is heated. This glass pipe can be a valentine gift for your loved one.
   
   

5. 2018-06-01 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Glass roses, that some chutzpah. They look good, but they want $14 shipping to where I am. Should I shove meth up my ass? I heard it was a method of consumption. This guy says it's the best route. meth must be like aids or something https://www.quora.com/Taking-meth-through-the-rectal-is-it-a-better-high
6. 2018-06-01 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you want to use it for productivity, my advice is to never smoke, inject, snort, or plug it, but instead dose like 20-40 mg orally depending on the quality of your meth. If you want to blend getting high with functionality, plug or snort that same dose. If you want to get really high on meth, plug like 60 mg. If you want to tweak the fuck out and fuck with a pipe for 12 hours, smoke it. If you want to just tweak the fuck out and not fuck with a pipe for 12 hours, shoot it.
7. 2018-06-01 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How about sublingually meaning under the tongue. That's how I take LSD and ambien so it must be good
8. 2018-06-01 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein How about sublingually meaning under the tongue. That's how I take LSD and ambien so it must be good

   
   Nah I wouldn't do that, you could but meth can be kinda caustic. As a matter of fact for oral ingestion I recommend throwing the meth in a little orange juice or water and giving it a minute to dissolve before taking it like a shot. There were a couple times I just straight up ate crystals and I felt like they got stuck to the side of my stomach for a minute before dissolving all the way and it was pretty uncomfortable. It didn't feel like something you want to be doing a lot. I haven't had any problems pre-dissolving it though.
9. 2018-06-01 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oral sounds like maybe the best way to go for me.
10. 2018-06-01 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yea, oral is really the way to go to be honest. It's honestly a better overall experience than getting high as fuck using other methods, it's just not as addictive. The only problem is the insane duration. If you take it first thing in the morning you still might not sleep at all that night.
11. 2018-06-01 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But if you decide to hit the pipe once you're always going to want to hit it any time you dose.
12. 2018-06-01 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You have good advice greenplastic thank you.
13. 2018-06-01 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    any time.
14. 2018-06-01 at 11:23 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic But if you decide to hit the pipe once you're always going to want to hit it any time you dose.

    
    That's why I pack one massive bowl and once that's done I realize another load would basically be overdosing myself on purpose.