Fallout 13 Roleplay - The Adventures of Lanny the Admin

1. 2018-05-31 at 12:57 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lanny Jenkins is a young upstart chap that spends his days working with advanced computational machines from the pre war world. He is the admin of the most popular internet forum in the entire wasteland.
   
   
   
   Lanny wakes up in a walk in liquor closet, he has no memory of the past few days. He decides he should check on the forum today and loads up all the alcohol in a large box and drags it across the desert to the home of the Niggasin.space servers.
   
   
   
   
   Back at the homefront.. everything looks fine except for those damn spammers posting stuff in the wrong subforums! AND ABUSING THE REPORT BUTTON!!! Lanny decides to get very drunk and try to fix the forum.
   
   
   
   6 bottles of hard liquor later....
   
   
   
   It seems Lanny has broke the forum.. maybe this time for good. In his drunken haze he stumbles off into the wasteland looking for trouble.
   
   It's not long before he comes across the Legion raiding party crucifying some Enclave Soldiers. The Legion troops are surprised by the stark naked man puking all over the place and they tell him something about praying to Mars.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Obbe, 
   • Soyboy, 
   • HTS
2. 2018-05-31 at 12:58 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The Legion's blessings have given Lanny a second wind.. He scavenges a nearby house and finds a radiation suit. He bravely dons it and heads out into the irradiated wasteland, looking for some sort of grand adventure that will give his life meaning and purpose.
   
   Lanny is very excited and hopeful about his future
   
   
   
   
   
   Lanny found an old casino with a fully stocked bar.
   And they were never heard from again.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Soyboy, 
   • HTS
3. 2018-05-31 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol
   
   you throw up!
   you throw up!
   you throw up!
4. 2018-05-31 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Looks fun.
5. 2018-05-31 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Too true to life.
6. 2018-05-31 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Beta when?
7. 2018-05-31 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lmfao
8. 2018-06-02 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   *drinks*
   You feel like you can run the
   world
9. 2018-06-03 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING *drinks*
   You feel like you can run the
   world

   
   Oh yea I also took like 100u of jet which is just meth + all the booze is what killed Lanny.
   
   The last round I played as Lanny his leg got shot off and he spent the entire round chugging meth kahlua to make up for his lack of movement speed from the missing leg.