What its like to be a crackhead

1. 2018-05-29 at 11:24 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would wake up at 5am in a house with no electricity in the middle of winter and I was freezing cold so to warm up I would put on this song
   
   
   
   then I grabbed a hammer and stumbled around my house and smash up the walls with the hammer
   
   
   
   while chugging a beer and then I cut a line of coke/mdma/heroin and smoke a bowl of meth and then do a hit from my bong while I hit the walls with a hammer to the beat of the music
   
   how did I feed myself? I would hunt ducks
2. 2018-05-29 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #2
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I dunno- I'm an upstanding outstanding shining example of a perfect member of society.