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1. 2016-06-23 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "I have tattoos, love anime, video games and am not your average lady."
   
   HAHAHAHAHA. Fucking DIE, bitch.
   
   *swipes left*
   
   "Buy me a drink on our first date!"
   
   Lol, good luck with that.
   
   *swipes left*
   
   *Doesn't even read bio, it's a fat chick*
   
   *swipes left*
   
   "I like puns"
   
   WHY THE FUCK DO ALL THESE WHORES LIKE PUNS???!!! PUNS ARE FUCKING AWFUL! Fucking reddit skanks!
   
   *SWIPES FUCKING LEFT*
   
   *Chick with close up of face, obviously fat*
   
   lol.
   
   *swipes left*
   
   
2. 2016-06-23 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've swiped left to like 99% of these whores.
3. 2016-06-23 at 12:31 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "I'm a demisexual, tatoos, piercings"
   
   What. The. Fuck.
   
   *swipes right just so I have the possible opportunity to meet up with her and spit in her face*
4. 2016-06-23 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   THIS CHICK LITERALLY HAS A MUSTACHE.
   
   *swipes left*
   
   Goddamn, there are a lot of fucking ugly chicks in this world.
   
   *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* swipes left* *swipes left* swipes left* *swipes left* swipes left* *swipes left*
5. 2016-06-23 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *Photo of fat and hot chick standing next to each other. Gee, I wonder what one she is?*
   
   *Checks out the other photos... all close ups of her face so I can't fucking tell. Lmao, wow.*
   
   *Swipes left*
6. 2016-06-23 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You know, for someone who loves rejecting women but never gets to, tinder is fucking cathartic.
7. 2016-06-23 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hahqhahaha... Thank You. Personally.
8. 2016-06-23 at 12:48 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What the fuck? What a great thread. I'm telling you, there is money in this. And probably legal issues but a Youtube channel where you just roast tinder hoes would be amazing. You'd have to become a Youtuber, though which I for one could never do.
9. 2016-06-23 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Likes memes."
   
   WHY ARE SO MANY WHORES SAYING THIS? BITCH UR 25. HOLY FUCK. I WANT TO SWIPE RIGHT JUST TO FUCKING CALL HER OUT.
   
   *SWIPES RIGHT ANGRILY*
10. 2016-06-23 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Channel called "Swipe Left". Short daily videos. 2 million subscribers. Money in the bank.
11. 2016-06-23 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There'd definitely be legal issues with that.
12. 2016-06-23 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wow. There's a bitch on here who not only has a kid, but doesn't want sex.
    
    Hey §m£ÂgØL, there's chicks on here for you, you fucking worthless cuck.
    
    *swipes left*
13. 2016-06-23 at 1 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fucking. Disgusting. Whores. Everywhere.
14. 2016-06-23 at 1:04 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Where does Dumpster Slut live now? Oh man, I'm not sure if you've read that thread. Tell him to upload the videos. There is no law where he lives. Also, no internet, though. Tough shit. Arms shall do it from the public library with a proxy, too. There you go.
15. 2016-06-23 at 1:04 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Myanmar. He moved to Myanmar. Legit.
16. 2016-06-23 at 1:09 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah but if I was gettin' money I'd have to set it up with my account and shit.
17. 2016-06-23 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is getting depressing now lol. SO many fucking ugly/beat up women. Stop partying and tanning you fucking dumb cunts, holy shit. You're destroying your bodies.
18. 2016-06-23 at 1:14 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    AND SO MANY FUCKING BASIC BITCHES.
    
    Yeah I'm gonna stand on a hotel balcony and put my palm up to the side of my head.
19. 2016-06-23 at 1:23 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Objectively, how many normal good looking ones have you seen? The memes thing is just because they think that's what guys like.
20. 2016-06-23 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *Main pic is of her shooting a gun*
    
    Oh yeah, that's what you in someone who can't control their emotions once a month.
    
    *Swipes left*
    
    *Chick's photo has short, blonde hair with hipster glasses and ear gauges*
    
    Hahahahahaha.
    
    
    
    *Swipes left*
    
    I've started swiping right to the ones who make me angry and say stuff like "memes! puns! lol!" just so I can call them out.
    
    Okay, I'm going to describe the looks of the next 10 girls.