2018-05-28 at 8:51 PM UTC
Good news everyone.
I just got off the fona-fone with Fonaplats.
He wants me to tell everyone he got banned for no reason and that he will be taking this unwelcome vacation to be very very awesome.
Oh how rude of me.
Let me introduce myself.
I am FondlePants.
Long time lurker, first time poster.
I have been close friends with Fonaplats for many many years and some could say that we act and think alike because we are so close.
I just want you all to know that for the next couple of days I will be here to make sure Fonaplats' posts get posted.
His daily threads are very important and he has changed many lives by just being himself and encouraging people (including me).
I love you all very much.
Please do not worry about Fonaplats.
He will come back from this much needed, unwelcomed vacation a brand new man.
Oh and he is getting his new bedroom set today.
All except an end table and a couple lamps because the guy he hired to pick it up only had a big truck and not a really big truck but it is ok he can get that later.
Fonaplats is going to go clean up his mom's basement and get ready for his new furniture.
Fonaplats loves you guys!
Fonaplats is proud to be an American.
2018-05-28 at 8:55 PM UTC
Hello everyone.
My name is FondlePants.
I am pretty damn new to this whole internet thing.
I grew up amish in Equador where there is no internet.
But thats is neither here nor there.
I just got off the fona-fone with Mr. Plats and I am happy to inform you all that he is doing just fine.
In fact he is getting his new bedroom set today.
And he told me later that he was going to work on his typing skills so he can post more when he gets unbanned.
Fonaplats loves you all.
2018-05-28 at 9:22 PM UTC
Fonaplats would also like to thank Boss_bebe74 for being so giving with the nudes last night.
Fonaplats likes bebe's bobs and bitch lasagna.
Fonaplats wanna put a ring on the toe.
