2018-04-21 at 1:48 AM UTC
They make the instructions vague because they’re evil pricks
2018-04-21 at 3:02 AM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Orchids don't go into soil, they've got some weird bark-chip like medium. They like a semi-shade, so not in bright sunlight.
For watering put it into a bowl of water for an hour or so once a week, and allow it to dry out. Do not let it sit in water for long periods.
Plants just need consistency. Most house plants die from overwatering, people put too much water on them and the roots just rot and drown. But don't forget to water them either.
I have no idea about the venus fly trap, I've thought about getting one before, but they're a little pricy.
2018-04-21 at 3:47 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Start by feeding it flies and slowly move up to bigger insects, then animals, then a child
After a while you'll have a reliable way to dispose of bodies
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2018-04-21 at 6:11 AM UTC
Stick your dick in the flytrap
2018-04-21 at 3:24 PM UTC
I woke up today and they are both still very much alive.
I think I am being a good houseplant owner.
I am trying to be a good houseplant owner.
I am a good houseplant owner.
I am Fonaplats, houseplant owner!