Fonaplats' Memorial Day Monday

1. 2018-05-28 at 2 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Good morning everyone.
   I'd like to take a minute so sit right there and let's take a moment to honor all the veterans who made our freedom possible.
   
   *taking moment*
   
   Thank you veterans.
   
   Anyways...
   I got the internet people over fixing my internet.
   My mom will not shut the fuck up.
   I'm hungry and have not ate breakfast yet.
   My mom's bitching makes me want to go relapse on drugs.
   She is such an annoying cunt.
   
   But i will not let her ruin my day.
   I am Fonaplats and I am a proud American.
   I love my life and I'm thankful for my freedom.
   
   The guy is working on my internet so someone please post a picture of the AMERICAN flag.
2. 2018-05-28 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ur dat will not be ruined! Ily. <3
3. 2018-05-28 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   americans are all cucks im gonna kill your president and bomb ur 911 towers faggots
4. 2018-05-28 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #4
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   r u sure its Monday tho??
   
   
   I'm gonna have to look into this
5. 2018-05-28 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Best of luck Fona. You'll probably have to move to get away from your mom. Parents don't really change.
6. 2018-05-28 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #6
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   
7. 2018-05-28 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thank you bebe.
   You are awesome.
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Ur dat will not be ruined! Ily. <3

   
   Thank you bebe.
   I love you awesome bebe
8. 2018-05-28 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel americans are all cucks im gonna kill your president and bomb ur 911 towers faggots

   
   Nope.
9. 2018-05-28 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT r u sure its Monday tho??
   
   
   I'm gonna have to look into this

   
   Yup
10. 2018-05-28 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Best of luck Fona. You'll probably have to move to get away from your mom. Parents don't really change.

    
    Thank you. You're probably right.
    Oh well.
    I love you.
11. 2018-05-28 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR †

    
    Big nope.
12. 2018-05-28 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #12
    🏚 Yung Blood
    That America man, it's something else
    
13. 2018-05-28 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fona has been banned.
    
    Happy Memorial Day.
14. 2018-05-28 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Free fona!!!!!
15. 2018-05-28 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He said he thought the report button was the submit button.
16. 2018-05-28 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Abusing the report feature Lanny 2018-05-28 at 12:48 PM EDT 1d 23h 59m 59s 2018-05-30 at 12:48 PM EDT
    
    
    
    So he's the flagging bitch.
    
    Haha.
17. 2018-05-28 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol.. no he didn't cos he was msging lanny ln about the reporting.
    
    Fona I'm gonna report uuuu!!
18. 2018-05-28 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just wanna know what he was reporting. I feel like he was hitting report and submitting regular posts about his day and then Lanny was probably like wtf.
19. 2018-05-28 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He was mad about a friend that got banned so I'm pretty sure he was doing exactly wut u just described. Ha ha..
    
    Oh and the friend that got banned happened like 2 years ago. Lmao.
20. 2018-05-28 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fonaplants, how could you abuse the rules like this on Memorial Day of all days? That isn't very respectful to the veterans, Fonapants, it makes me sad. :'( Please be more careful my friend!