2016-01-31 at 9:48 PM UTC
Sorry for the late arrival I was just *wipes off boots on the foyer matt* oh thanks you're all already here... God damn you call this a party?. Sploo and Dissociation sittin in the back passing around whippits.. Have a beer boys on me... Yes okay time to break out tha goods... Anyone got a pipe?... Fuck it I'll macguyver it... Get me a bag of salt and a lightbulb, a Pepsi bottle and a pen... Okay there we go now who wants a blast?. Someone play some RIFF RAFF and HEY YOU!!!!! yeah you in the back heres some coke now crush those white chunks and cut some damn lines for us .. SPLOO QUIT LICKING THE COKE BAGGIE!!!. wooooo who invited the shadow people... OH FUCK WE NEED TO DO A LIQUOR RUN BOY'S... SOMEONE CALL SOME HOOKERS DAMMIT
2016-01-31 at 10:41 PM UTC
This party sucks... everyones too old
2016-02-01 at 12:53 AM UTC
I can stay till 9. Mom wants me home before bed time.
2016-02-01 at 1:41 AM UTC
There is no new life for me
2016-02-01 at 1:59 AM UTC
I click on your signature every time I see you've posted in hopes it's something new. Never change.
2016-02-04 at 1:39 AM UTC
I don't hate my life
The dollar tree sells cough syrup!!!!
2016-02-04 at 9:06 AM UTC
Don't worry, I hate your life for you, too.
