I put meth in my coffee this morning

1. 2018-05-26 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I never did meth before, but I got some from a friend lately (he's white trash). I wasn't sure what to do with it, so I separated out a little bit, about the size of half a grain of rice, then stirred it in into my coffee this morning.
   
   I'm kinda disappointed. I expected to feel bright and shiny, but the whole day felt kinda cold and sterile. I couldn't really relax. I had lots of concentration though, and got some work done that I've been putting off for a while.
   
   I do think meth and coffee has potential. It has much more of a kick than normal coffee. I think all coffee should have meth in it going forward.
2. 2018-05-26 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #2
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   does ur pee smell like meth now
3. 2018-05-26 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor does ur pee smell like meth now

   
   If you want I can send you a flask of it.
   
   It probably has some unmetabolized substance in it if you need a kick.
4. 2018-05-26 at 8:18 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   ill use it as water in my coffee maker
5. 2018-05-26 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor ill use it as water in my coffee maker

   
   this is a serious thread about my idea for meth coffee.
6. 2018-05-26 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Try putting nutmeg in it, like a lot! I read it in a chemist cookbook or something.
7. 2018-05-26 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Make it Italian...garlic and just a little basil.
8. 2018-05-26 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #8
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   put bacon grease in your coffee to supe it up
9. 2018-05-26 at 8:45 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man, 
   • Soyboy
10. 2018-05-26 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #10
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I reported all of your alts, Scron. Get fucked.
11. 2018-05-26 at 10:08 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I reported all of your alts, Scron

    
    Yeah? You went screaming to Lanny? Which ones?
12. 2018-05-26 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #12
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    All of them.
13. 2018-05-26 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor

    
    Dog tongues are fucking creepy. You know that's the only way that they sweat, right?
14. 2018-05-26 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † All of them.

    
    Bullshit Nazi.
15. 2018-05-28 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Psyclonic Yung Blood
    Why not just rail a fat line
16. 2018-05-28 at 3:15 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    My ex boyfriend did drugs and let me tell you what a loser. He would get up for work in the morning and take a bunch of his "snuff" to get him going and this was before he even got in the shower.. he smoked a joint while he shaved and stunk up the house, I would have to cook him breakfast while he did cocaine and by the time he got in the carpool I wasn't sure if he was even able to walk.
    
    They all did it too at work and in the bathroom of the bar after work.. always in the bathroom with drug addicts why always the bathroom.
    
    I think they do more than just drugs in there.
    
    Also who do you think had to get the stuff for him? it wasn't him always at work it was me at home and I would have to ring up the dealers myself because he said if he had to do it when he got home it would never get done and they run out of the good stuff early. A few times some of them even came onto me when they come over and bring the drugs its like they dont even want the money they are all sex addicts and get paid in sex but im not hooked so I didn't even want it!
    
    I did end up leaving him for his coke dealer I was sleeping with but even him it was just cocaine 24/7 even when he slept his dreams were about cocaine he would wake up and slap me for not writing down the meeting details between him and the Gulf Cartel and im like wtf are you talking about and he tells me he just spent 8 hours in mexico arranging a deal with the cartel for 100 kilos and im like you just woke up are you sure it wasnt a dream??
    
    So i left his ass too now im single no drugs no crazy drug men I dont even go to the bar any more too many people doing drugs, weed is legal in my state now so everyone smokes. it used to just be netflix nd chill now its netflix and smoke weed.
    
    just want to find someone sober like me, anyone like that out there? hit me up!
17. 2018-05-28 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    Psyclonic Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Ghost My ex boyfriend did drugs and let me tell you what a loser. He would get up for work in the morning and take a bunch of his "snuff" to get him going and this was before he even got in the shower.. he smoked a joint while he shaved and stunk up the house, I would have to cook him breakfast while he did cocaine and by the time he got in the carpool I wasn't sure if he was even able to walk.
    
    They all did it too at work and in the bathroom of the bar after work.. always in the bathroom with drug addicts why always the bathroom.
    
    I think they do more than just drugs in there.
    
    Also who do you think had to get the stuff for him? it wasn't him always at work it was me at home and I would have to ring up the dealers myself because he said if he had to do it when he got home it would never get done and they run out of the good stuff early. A few times some of them even came onto me when they come over and bring the drugs its like they dont even want the money they are all sex addicts and get paid in sex but im not hooked so I didn't even want it!
    
    I did end up leaving him for his coke dealer I was sleeping with but even him it was just cocaine 24/7 even when he slept his dreams were about cocaine he would wake up and slap me for not writing down the meeting details between him and the Gulf Cartel and im like wtf are you talking about and he tells me he just spent 8 hours in mexico arranging a deal with the cartel for 100 kilos and im like you just woke up are you sure it wasnt a dream??
    
    So i left his ass too now im single no drugs no crazy drug men I dont even go to the bar any more too many people doing drugs, weed is legal in my state now so everyone smokes. it used to just be netflix nd chill now its netflix and smoke weed.
    
    just want to find someone sober like me, anyone like that out there? hit me up!

    
    I’m too fucked up to understand this right now
18. 2018-05-28 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you need more than like 3 mg
19. 2018-05-28 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Psyclonic I’m too fucked up to understand this right now

    
    From what I can gather apparently her boyfriend was on so much cocaine and slept so infrequently that he didn't know what dreams were and would confuse them with reality.
    
    Thats fucking scary.
20. 2018-05-28 at 3:30 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I did non-dairy coffee creamer in my coffee this morning.
    
    Yeah, I know. I'm a rebel.
    
    That's just the way I roll.