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I've never had a single real conversation on this website
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2016-02-04 at 6:45 PM UTC
It's cute that you explained to me what dome means. <3
Dome(head) is a meme you idiot. -
2016-02-04 at 7:06 PM UTCOh, I'm sorry that I'm not a 14 year old who keeps up with stupid fucking memes. Where I'm from getting dome means getting head means getting your dick sucked.
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2016-02-04 at 10:19 PM UTCLet us talk, then.
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2016-02-05 at 11:14 AM UTC*crickets*
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2016-02-05 at 11:18 AM UTCJust kidding, do you have any interesting not too challenging topics on hand? I barely have any hobbies or interests so I'm a shitty conversational partner. I remember I Hate Niggers, is that your girlfriend?
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2016-02-05 at 12:31 PM UTCIm an excellent conversation
heres one with my ex gf
Sploo:
are you going to unironically vote for donald trump?
Tits:
You're either rly stupid or desperate to elicit a reaction
Possibly both
Sploo:
or joking
u never understand starcasmjohhhhhhhhnnnnn
world starcasm
worllll staaaa
the earth is a star
the sun is a planet
filled with living representations of my thoughts
RIGHT? right?
Tits:
Cool
Sploo:
more good music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcVXk5nvmho
Go Demon Or Go Home Full EP
01 // ______ 02 // Home 03 // Locals Only 04 // Static 05 // 20 www.wolvvesforevver.tumblr.com www.facebook.com/wolvvesforevver twitter @wolvvesforevver
youtube.com
Tits:
Kek
Sploo:
on the sun, demons are people and people are demons
left is right and black is white
and mellissa becomes eh pretty cool guy
pwn
Tits:
Oh damnnnnnnn
That stung
Sploo:
the sun would sting when i touch it but im too cool for that
Tits:
I'm pretty sure the cooler you are the more it would sting
Sploo:
you dissaprove?
because i used the word dissaprove but you had your thumb up but then your thumb would be down in sun physics and dissaprove would be a question of approve sunphysically
does that mean i asked you if you approve?
but then that whole statement of the case right there would be reversed
and the statement of the statement of the case would be reversed
and you know what I'm talking about?
It starts with an F and ends with a ARCTALS
and lol what
thats dumb
no the cooler I am the less it would sting because of the equalization of the temperatures between the two sides
like the mean
+100 hots + 100 cools = 100 averages
+100 hots + 99 cools = 100 averages and 1 hot
but no
i was joking
wait i got myself confused
oh yeah
+100 heat + -100 heat = 0
but if i was "too" "cool" as you said
in your own words
+100 heat + -100 heat + -20 heat = + 20 cook = 0 + 20 cools = 0 - 20 heat = -20 heat = not trying hard at all because it's simply a statement of facts and yeah
Tits:
Farctals
Sploo:
i like it better that way
its like once you become friends with someone you give them a nickname
i just refer to my friends by barcode though
https://youtu.be/t6saiZZGPW4?t=20s this chorus is about you
not rly
i just felt like it could be a convenient slight to use on someone but at least i didnt mean it
Tits:
You refer to yr friends as barcode bc you view them as yr inventory to do with what you please -
2016-02-05 at 12:41 PM UTCI'm a bit different from the other snowflakes
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2016-02-05 at 12:44 PM UTCDid Tits really say "Fractals"? I like how you're spreading the knowledge.
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2016-02-05 at 12:55 PM UTCYou're actually doing those girls a favor with your behavior. Probably. Here's why, at first they get blinded by your good looks (Your jaw is disappearing, though. Most likely bone loss caused by your excessive bundy consumption. Just a heads up) but then you fuck with them all the time for no reason and they start to hate you which makes them reconsider their actions and causes them to become less shallow and ingrains a morality in them that values personality over looks.
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2016-02-05 at 3:17 PM UTC
Just kidding, do you have any interesting not too challenging topics on hand? I barely have any hobbies or interests so I'm a shitty conversational partner. I remember I Hate Niggers, is that your girlfriend?
Do you like iced tea? I have replaced all other beverages with various flavours of iced tea.
I Hate Niggers was MegaKush, later known as Twin Gats, a funny mofo with a heart of gold who is a good friend.
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2016-02-05 at 3:41 PM UTC
Do you like iced tea? I have replaced all other beverages with various flavours of iced tea.
I Hate Niggers was MegaKush, later known as Twin Gats, a funny mofo with a heart of gold who is a good friend.
I don't 'get' Iced Tea, I think Warm tea is so ingrained in me that any other tea is the drink of the devil. -
2016-02-05 at 3:46 PM UTCNo, I usually stick to water and soft drinks. I also like fresh apple juice.
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2016-02-05 at 3:56 PM UTC
No, I usually stick to water and soft drinks. I also like fresh apple juice.
So you don't like a warm liquidy substance going down your throat??? -
2016-02-05 at 4:20 PM UTCi have a heart of gold but nobody understands me
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2016-02-05 at 5:03 PM UTC
So you don't like a warm liquidy substance going down your throat???
I prefer room temperature. Good thing is that I like to suck dick in saunas. Harr harr. -
2016-02-05 at 5:05 PM UTC
i have a heart of gold but nobody understands me
You're your own worst enemy. I actually like you. -
2016-02-05 at 6:48 PM UTC
You're your own worst enemy. I actually like you.
Don't encourage him. -
2016-02-05 at 7:19 PM UTC
Don't encourage him.
Ok, sorry.
Fuck you, sploo. I hate you. I hope you'll rot in hell you shitnigger. AUTISM.
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2016-02-06 at 8:38 AM UTC
I don't 'get' Iced Tea, I think Warm tea is so ingrained in me that any other tea is the drink of the devil.
You should give it another shot. The truth is that every premade iced tea you can buy tastes like shit. Make some on your own, it is brain dead simple and cheap as fuck, and you can start putting your own twist too.
Give this a shot:
14 cups of water
6 teabags
4 lemons
1.5 cups of zero calorie sweetener (sucralose based), or add sugar or other sweetener to taste.
Bring the water to a rolling boil in a pot or two pots (make sure you allocate the appropriate amount of tea bags to each pot by volume though, don't want it out of proportion).
Once it's boiling, turn the heat off, toss in the teabags and stir, then wait for the water to cool down, stirring every once in a while to diffuse the tea bags' effect.
Put in the sweetener and squeeze the lemons into the tea.
Put it into a container and chill.
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2016-02-06 at 10:42 AM UTCAre you Iron John?
