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  1. 2018-04-30 at 12:41 PM UTC
    #1
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Like most of you I have a hard time getting laid

    But Unlike most of you it's not because I'm a L7 square. I never was the best looking guy, Baby face didn't help when I was younger.. oh wait, it did. It was pure assclownish classclown that got me laid.

    women also love a guy who can talk to them.


    I can't get laid these days cause of meds. My shit is all fucked up. the dick is confused. if I climax, it's after I jizz and not during. and sometimes you only half load release.

    so a doctor put me on new meds.

    POW.. worked the first few weeks.

    dick pills are expensive. where can I get legit cialis or Viagra for cheap? real ones. Don't try and be funny and poison me with some lame shit. anyone know where?

    I heard if you take flushing Niacin it will clean out your blood pipes. that and vitamin E. any truth to this? who wants to have sex when they're feeling like they're on fire with niacin? Me.. I'll do it.
  2. 2018-05-22 at 1:19 AM UTC
    #2
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    TMI



    Some chit should just be kept to yourself.

    😑
  3. 2018-05-22 at 1:26 AM UTC
    #3
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Lol and smh
  4. 2018-05-22 at 1:30 AM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock who wants to have sex when they're feeling like they're on fire with niacin? Me.. I'll do it.

    Lmao.

    Your stories are the best.
  5. 2018-05-22 at 1:31 AM UTC
    #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You should step away from the computer for 45 minuets a day and exercise more.
    That will help more than meds I guarantee you.
    Even if its just a little bit, start small and work your way up,I actually jogged a little less than a quarter mile today.
    But I started walking 2 months ago.
    Mentally I'm a mess ATM. But my body can handle it.
  6. 2018-05-22 at 12:58 PM UTC
    #6
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You need to put some peppermint essential oil on your thingie!!
  7. 2018-05-25 at 1:10 AM UTC
    #7
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You need to put some peppermint essential oil on your thingie!!

    with a turkey baster?
  8. 2018-05-25 at 1:19 AM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Like most of you I have a hard time getting laid

    But Unlike most of you it's not because I'm a L7 square. I never was the best looking guy, Baby face didn't help when I was younger.. oh wait, it did. It was pure assclownish classclown that got me laid.

    women also love a guy who can talk to them.


    I can't get laid these days cause of meds. My shit is all fucked up. the dick is confused. if I climax, it's after I jizz and not during. and sometimes you only half load release.

    so a doctor put me on new meds.

    POW.. worked the first few weeks.

    dick pills are expensive. where can I get legit cialis or Viagra for cheap? real ones. Don't try and be funny and poison me with some lame shit. anyone know where?

    I heard if you take flushing Niacin it will clean out your blood pipes. that and vitamin E. any truth to this? who wants to have sex when they're feeling like they're on fire with niacin? Me.. I'll do it.

    Little truth actually...if you have any illnesses niacin can become an inflammatory agent and should be controlled. There are sub forms and yet don't trust different sites. Only a complimentary DR with both medical and NP education can do the tests and tell you for sure. It can also become an irritant and each person is different. As for Vit E it can be dangerous in some patients if they have MVP and smaller amounts now are advised.
  9. 2018-05-25 at 1:28 AM UTC
    #9
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    wut the hell is MVP besides Most Valuable Player? :/
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2018-05-25 at 2:42 AM UTC
    #10
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Michael "Venom" Page.
  11. 2018-05-25 at 3:48 AM UTC
    #11
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Applebottm TMI



    Some chit should just be kept to yourself.

    😑

    It's to get the women to PM me beatoff material

    hush up and post nakeds
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